I made it 3 days without having to report to Jury Duty, but they pegged me for tomorrow. I don’t want to do my “civic duty.” I don’t want to sit in a room all day listening to my iPod, reading and trying to eavesdrop on other peoples conversations. If I get put on a jury, I am going to be seriously pissed.
Dan, tell them that you’re a racist cop.
…It worked for me.