Sarah Howell = Mastermind, squared.
- Sarah: listen
- Sarah: i just came up with the best idea ever
- Sarah: we need to get married. not to each other, but to men. and then we have children and fulfill very serious but opposing stereotypes. and then we should go on wife swap.
- me: OMG
- me: YOU ARE A GENIUS
- Sarah: and then we'll put on wigs and go on trading spouses.