I'll make this short.
Met my parents in Vegas yesterday; stepmom’s here on business, I’m here to hang out with dad until we head to the Grand Canyon on Thursday. Explored the strip yesterday, played a dollar on quarter slots at each casino we went to; won $41.75 on one. Staying at Treasure Island; sadly, nothing remotely piratey about it.
Saw David Copperfield last night. Was in 2nd row. Was victim of repeated creepy eye-contact (and I’m not even a blonde!). David Copperfield - there is nothing magical about using GHB to make a girl “disappear” and “reappear” in your home in the Bahamas. That’s a roofie, not an illusion.
Went to the Hoover Dam today. Dad suggested we get matching tattoos of the Hoover Dam with today’s date below it.
Driving back to the strip, saw a drive-thru wedding chapel. No words to describe the awesomeness.