Besties On Ice

Pretty much a blog about my bestie and me ice skating, or just using ice skating metaphors, or really nothing of the sort.
  • Shlomit: but then i had this really crazy dream and it was totally a sign that i need to get away from him
  • me: i had a nightmare the other night that eddie murphy was trying to kill me because i wouldnt sleep with him. i was trapped in his mansion. it was the scariest shit ever and i woke up in the middle of the night in a panic.
  • me: who does that mean I need to get away from??
  • Shlomit: i'm gonna go with eddie murphy
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