Girls in LA are retarded. (exhibit A below)
Dear idiot girl at LA Fitness,
We get it - you paid a lot of money to look like you have water balloons tacked onto your clavicle, but is it really necessary to go braless to kickboxing? Besides being obnoxious, it looked painful. If you need attention that badly, why not some lower impact exhibitionism? I don’t know, go to Starbucks in a wife beater or something. People will still stare, and you might save yourself a premature lift. (And surely you already know that you committed to getting those puppies redone every decade or so, so why rush it?)
While I realize you were probably there for a good workout like the rest of us, please leave your daddy issues in the locker room with your gym bag. You make me sad.