The good news is...
my lucky gun earrings worked and I got dismissed from jury duty by the prosecution. Or maybe it was my “I don’t believe in the system and lawyers are smarmy” comment. Regardless, after 3 days of jury panel selection, I got my ‘get out of jail free’ card. (pun intended.)
The bad news is that today isn’t over yet. At least I get to look forward to piloxing class with Mariam, where I can beat the shit out of an invisible punching bag while gracefully incorporating pilates with boxing for a spectacular cardio workout.