Besties On Ice

Pretty much a blog about my bestie and me ice skating, or just using ice skating metaphors, or really nothing of the sort.
The inherent problem with watching Wall-E is that almost every robot in that movie is at least fifteen times more adorable than you, or anyone you know, will ever be. Wall-E is the single cutest creature ever committed to film, Eve is a cute iPod-looking thing, and M-O steals the goddamn show in the very few scenes he in. Wall-E is an adorable movie, yes, but it’s so adorable that when it’s done, your date won’t be thinking about you — they’ll be thinking about seeing Wall-E again. You will have enjoyed yourself as well, but you’ll also have been officially cockblocked by a three-foot-tall metal box with no elbows.

Twelve Reasons a Movie Should Never be a First Date (via livejamie)

I concur. Even though this won’t be anywhere near our 1st date, I’m pretty sure I’m going to want to leave my bf for Wall-E. (Did I mention I have a robot fetish?)  Lucky for him that Wall-E didn’t come out 6 months ago…

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