Guess who has to report for jury duty tomorrow...
After three consecutive days of calling the juror hotline and winning the “not it!” lottery, I was just told by some automated beeyotch to “please report to the courthouse tomorrow.” Oh, I will. I can’t wait to tell them that I A) don’t believe in the system and that it’s only for rich people B) am a cop (I’m not really, but I’ve heard being one or being related to one gets you out of it automatically) and if all else fails, that C) I’m racist*. I don’t want to resort to C, but if I get desperate, it may be time to pull out the “get out of jail free” card. Pun intended.
*It’s none of their business that my dad is brown.