Gainey made the superhero version of me named “Equestrian Boot Lady”:
Have you ever been creeped out by the woman winking at you from across the bar? Did she ever come up to you claiming she would be great in your next rap video? Was she begging to **@##!!%@ slap you, just once? Then you may have fallen victim to Equestrian Boot Lady. Menace to the local bar scene, Boot Lady delights in creeping out anyone unfortunate to make eye contact, often greeting her victims with an innocent "Yoo hoo…" Beginning her life of crime as an undergraduate at Florida State, she still dons the schools colors as well as the uniform of her chosen sorority. Notice the tunic hanging loosely enough to ensure that her strapless bra makes several appearances during the evening. Equestrian Boot Lady lives by one simple creed: Live every week, like its boot week…
