Text I received from Will(aka Hipsterdiet) today (who is currently en route to LA from Florida):
I’m at Cracker Barrel. I will order and eat whatever you tell me. Please note I already ordered the Sunrise Sampler.
Love this so much. (I told him to order biscuits and lemonade, because I probably would’ve ordered the Sunrise Sampler myself. I should’ve made him order collard greens, dumplins, and fried apples too!!Mmmmmm.)