It’s a sad day in costumery.
Just when I thought it’d be a good idea to wear my sequin vest out, I realized it no longer fits. Yes, it doesn’t fit in a good way, but now what the hell am I supposed to wear to SPARKLE??
P.S. I definitely posted this photo without taking a look at my face. Hey, it was spring break.
Oh no!!! The chippendales vest!!! (Hey, Canasty…I know someone it would fit…:)
Also, you’re making that face because I was choking you. (And also because it was spring break)
