BEST VOICEMAIL EVER.
Basically if Michael Scott was a real person and left a voicemail for a girl he met in a bar.
“I am single – I have no trouble meeting women – I mean, women approach me 6, 7 times a day. But I’ve very particular about what I like. You are extremely elegant. I couldn’t take my eyes off you – and your friends were very jealous, even if they say they weren’t, they were envious of the fact that I approached you, and I was taken by you.”
“Believe it or not, I’m a great catch.”