So far at work today, I've:
- gotten a lapdance/kiss on the cheek from a Chippendales dancer
- worn panty hose over my face and grabbed plastic rings with my mouth/put them on a t-ball tee
And it’s not even 3 o clock.
Besties On Ice
Pretty much a blog about my bestie and me ice skating, or just using ice skating metaphors, or really nothing of the sort.
Sad news in Los Angeles this morning, beloved Sunset Blvd strip club, The Body Shop caught on fire. The cause at this time is unknown.
Via LA Times
Literal firecrotch.
It’s getting colder out (for LA) and I’m in the mood to do some Christmasy things. Specifically, drink eggnog laced with bourbon on a Sunday afternoon.
Who’s with me?
Lil Jon on Lazy Town, Cooking By the Book. Holy shit, this could’ve jumpstarted my rap video girl career. If only I’d been a child actor…
Thank you, Jay, for introducing me to such a magical video.
I would wear this every day. (via poortaste )
Funny story, I wore actual crime scene tape - as a shirt - (to a social) my junior year of college. (See Photo above)
Canasty explains why she spent 3 hours photoshopping her boss's head onto the body of 19th Century Spanish Royals yesterday.
- Me: those pics are ridiculous
- Me: what is it for???
- Brittany: hes angry that someone in the Krewe is makign a costume like that
- when theyre all supposed to look like 14th cent. knights (aka wearing tights)
- Brittany: so he decided hes going to show a picture of himself in one of those costumes and say thats how his is going to look like now that someone else is doing it
- Brittany: so basically hes trying to stir up trouble by sticking his face on a 19th century royal's body on Paint
- Me: LOL
- Me: LOL LOL LOL
- Me: OMG IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER
- Brittany: thats nothign, i had to do it to another persons face too, but it was too creepy to put online
- Me: please, please, please just tell me in layman's terms what the Krewe does (as a company or group) so i can better tell this story to everyone i know
- Brittany: theyre a social organization
- Brittany: kind of like gasparilla
- Brittany: you wear fancy costumes to events and they have a float in gasparilal and the knight parade
What I spent the majority of yesterday afternoon on. This is one of the pictures my boss made me superimpose his face on, so that he could show everyone what he’d look like in it. Clearly just visualizing yourself in it isn’t an option.
I actually would’ve had fun doing it if he didn’t make me redo it three times, complaining that his head just didn’t seem right on it. Have you tried to trace a head on Paint three times? I left with a headache yesterday.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
This picture is bringing me way more joy and laughter than it should. Holy shit. I want to frame it and put it in my bathroom next to Robert Goulet’s picture.
Canasty, this is phenomenal.
A Sign that Your Job Is 100% Pointless...
Your boss makes you spend 2 hours super-imposing his face onto bodies of various 19-century Spanish royals.
By pointless, did you mean amazing?
Brittany, this sounds like my job on most days…
“ It’s about to get a lot sexier in the control room.
Joe Sheridan, right before Brad Pitt’s live shot