Besties On Ice

paulytamale: hizzobizzo: it’s great to see friends “making...

Aug 1st

carlovely: using barbie parts as a jewelry WANT. (see below...

Aug 1st

carlovely: this barbie hand bracelet is amazing. using...

Aug 1st

This is where I’ll be (Sunriver, OR) for the next week...

Jul 31st

T minus 14 days until this lady moves here. Los Angeles,...

Jul 31st

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hipsterdiet: soupsoup: kellyreeves: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Kitten Mittens LOLing...

Jul 30th

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walpaper: The Fantastic Mr. Fox Trailer via jonahray —- I was slowly getting tired of Mr....

Jul 30th

Key West Cat Circus

One summer in high school, we were in Key West and out of everything to see and do there, the one...

Jul 30th

He’s like the Tommy Wiseau of cats.

Jul 30th

Dominique the Cat Man back in the day.

Jul 30th

This is for real. (I’ve seen it with my own eyes)

Jul 30th

nathangotsch: Congratulations Amanda and Dan — two-month...

Jul 30th

“OMG…she’s from Rock of Love. I’m not...”
— - Brittany is trying to find...

Jul 30th

Oversharing Wednesday: a new tradition.

I pulled/strained both of my hip flexors and am on the couch wearing an icy-hot heating pad...

Jul 29th

Less awkward as a junior, wearing really awkward ugly Lily...

Jul 29th

Exhibit B: Awkward freshman. Apparently I grew into my head...

Jul 29th

Exhibit A: Awkward freshman. Big/Little night, 2003. Spot...

Jul 29th

seankeane: marklisanti: This is how I always pictured...

Jul 29th

mundaneisme: I wonder if I looked half as awkward as these freshmen look, four years ago when that...

Jul 29th

So you're telling me there's a chance...

walpaper: Mike: (From Katie in New York City) Wasn’t there a mention of a sequel to “Wet Hot...

Jul 29th

“Am I the only white man in your life right now?”
—  Nathan, after I told him...

Jul 29th

Sushi Cupcake FAIL. …The first step towards failure...

Jul 29th

Go ahead, have yourselves a grand old laugh.

Jul 29th

Spoiler alert: the sushi cupcakes came...

As of now, there are two sushi cupcakes mistakes cupcakes that look like a 5 year old decorated...

Jul 29th

In an exceptionally ambitious and probably stupid move,...

Jul 29th

Talking to Nathan about future pitch...

me: I'm gonna wear brass knuckles and a garter to the meetings.
Nathan: That's why you're not going to the meetings.

Jul 29th

Going to do open mic for the first time...

Here goes nothing! UPDATE: Didn’t end up getting up. Lots of drop-ins for a quasi open...

Jul 28th

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Glory went back to Slimmons this weekend and documented it. Here’s the highlights reel. ...

Jul 28th

So, Brittany is officially moving to LA/in with me, and...

Jul 27th

So apparently out of the 10 spots (out...

I’m not holding my breath, but I am secreting the shit out of getting in. (Did I mention...

Jul 27th

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RAAAAAAANDY - PART 3 “That stuff wasn’t very funny, so I had to bail. However, from...

Jul 27th

I just made white wine sangria for the...

Big things are happening this summer.

Jul 27th

nedhepburn: this is something i miss about chicago. i had...

Jul 27th

2 drafts of a 36 page spec in 2 days.

I think I earned this nap.

Jul 26th

Keep your fingers crossed that this isn’t the year...

Jul 26th

I get interviewed by a guy who wants to try...

Jul 26th

Me: ps i went on a date tonight, but didnt tell you, bc i didnt want any smoochy texts
Paul: You suck all the fun out!!!!!
Paul: those are my favorite texts to send!
Paul: you know how much i love sending smoochy texts while you're on dates!
me: i know
me: and that's why i didn't tell you
Paul: :( :( :( i thought we were BFF
Paul: or at least BF
Paul: or at least F

Jul 25th

boringloser: Oh ok, yea, I get what you guys want. Easy. ...

Jul 25th

“I want to fuck the weird out of her.”
—  Nick Rutherford, after what...

Jul 24th

24 hours and 38 pages later, I have a...

24 hours til it’s due.  And now, the revising and overhauling begins.

Jul 24th

I'm going to miss writing from home when...

because I have to put pants on to go to work. 

Jul 24th

slippy: saraliz: sade: willmccloud: ...

Jul 23rd

(via walpaper)(via spacecataz)

Jul 22nd

“The saddest people I’ve ever met in life are the ones who...”
— Unknown (via barbedandspined)...

Jul 22nd

“Umm… Jeff just said ‘Breakfast time!’ and then pushed my...”
— - Sarah (via...

Jul 22nd

Life has a funny way of working things...

Am I right, or am I right?

Jul 22nd

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kl7: City High — Caramel Used to sing this all the time in high school. Ditto. I thought this...

Jul 22nd

“I want to hold a mirror up to society, and then win world...”
—  Tracy Morgan, 30 Rock

Jul 21st

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pauliophonic: Raaaaaaaandy Part 2 Let’s lay some cable! Raaaandy doesn’t steal jokes; he...

Jul 20th

Weinermobile Crashes into Wisconsin Home

Jul 20th

15 Reasons Mr. Rogers Was The Best Neighbor...

Jul 19th

Joanna: We tried to get him to take a picture with us on our hands and knees, pyramid style, and him lying across us, but he wouldn't.
Nathan: Maybe even Richard Simmons has standards.

Jul 19th

“Are you sloppy during your lovemaking? Well, make love to...”
—  Richard Simmons, during...

Jul 19th

“I’m going to vomit dog shit!”
—  One of the many crazy things...

Jul 19th

My life will never be the same…

Jul 19th

In the best way possible.

Jul 19th

Today’s the day… Getting ready to head to...

Jul 18th

Who wants to audition for Richard Simmons'...

Jul 18th

(via dirtypreston)

Jul 18th

Best/worst pick-up line of the day:

A guy driving next to us on Fountain dangled a set of keys with the Porsche logo on them out the...

Jul 17th

Let's get physical.

Does anyone know where I can buy a cheap(/colorful!) leotard to wear under my new “Muscle...

Jul 17th

The Danielle-a-thon, Day 1:

We went to several vintage stores on Melrose (and found AMAZING t-shirts to wear to Richard...

Jul 17th

My bestie from childhood is coming to visit me tomorrow...

Jul 16th

Video of Michael Jackson on fire - too...

Phillip: Have you been to TMZ yet today?
Me: No
Me: oh no.
Me: the mj on fire vid?
Me: i just heard
Me: i cant.
Phillip: I didn't know if you knew
Me: i just found out.
Me: and im so sad
Phillip: it is not too bad it kind of looks like some thing you would see in a movie
Me: but its not :(
Phillip: not yet
Phillip: I am working on the screen play right now

Jul 15th

Happy Birthday, Breeeny!

(Did I sound like your Cuban abuela? Good.)  In honor of Brittany’s birthday, I’ve...

Jul 15th

You take naps with me in people’s yards during...

Jul 15th

You wear matching $6 FUBU jersey dresses in public with me.

Jul 15th

You took me to that Victorian swingers’ party that one...

Jul 15th

You’re the only other person I know that would...

Jul 15th

You try to kill me in creative ways. 

Jul 15th

jeninla: WAIT, THERE’S A DRIVE-IN MOVIE THEATER JUST...

Jul 15th

GIRL POWER.

In response to this, Brittany replied with this: I heard women are also more likely to apologize...

Jul 15th

(I’m rewriting a Weeds spec.)

Jul 15th

Text I just got from Sarah in...

“I’m at a midnight showing of Harry Potter outside under the stars in lawn chairs...

Jul 15th

My niece is kind of obsessed with my...

Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

I may or may not be going to Richard Simmons’...

Jul 15th

Aaaand of course whenever I'm still it...

Good luck falling asleep tonight, champ.

Jul 14th

Hey guys, what are the chances that the...

It was BIG, and black (not to bring color into this, but it’s particularly relevant in this...

Jul 14th

I asked myself the same exact question.

goodgraf: Many writers, after getting their undergraduate degree, ask themselves, “Should I go to...

Jul 13th

Oh dear god, no.

I just heard on the radio that Christian Audigier is planning to design a kids’ line with Jon...

Jul 13th

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY - Part 1 (Funny People) “I told him, ‘you don’t need...

Jul 13th

caragh: Oh, Jesus Christ. An open letter to Jon...

Jul 13th

Easy like Sunday morning.

On the couch in my PJs getting some writing done and drinking coffee out of a mug saucer the size of...

Jul 12th

Sometimes you get the urge to go drink...

and sometimes your good friend who lives 5 blocks from you has the same idea, so you go drink...

Jul 12th

At El Compadre drinking margaritas on...

Me: I hope my roommate doesn't think I was kidnapped - I left my laptop on the couch and a glass of wine on the coffee table.
Peri: Nope, I think you're good; she probably would've thought you were if the glass of wine was spilled on the laptop.

Jul 12th

nedhepburn: actual circus canvas, circa 1965.

Jul 12th

It’s been way too long since I last stuck my head...

Jul 12th

“I can’t decide if you have everything…or...”
— - Don Draper, Mad Men This...

Jul 11th

“Oh, you mean love. You mean a big lightning bolt to the...”
— - Don Draper, Mad Men I...

Jul 11th

Bike Fever. (Like whoa)

I really, really want a bike badly but since it’s the summer and I’m broke on hiatus,...

Jul 11th

Just went to Bruno and sushi with this lady, aka one of my...

Jul 11th

rickyv: Amir: Searching for “walked out” and “bruno” on Twitter is almost as fun and hilarious...

Jul 11th

SNL Sketches That Should Have Been Movies

Jul 11th

Impromptu

Remember that time I was taking a breather because I’d just finished writing a pilot with this...

Jul 9th

30 Rock Finally Cashes In: Suck it!

Jul 9th

goodgraf: It’s too easy to characterize Sarah Palin as an...

Jul 9th

Do Men Really Want to Get Married?

Jul 9th

Just when you thought gossip mags couldn’t be any...

Jul 9th

GPOYW Soy Sauce Spill While Sake Bombing for Peri’s...

Jul 8th

MacGruber: the movie

Jul 8th

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paulscheer: Sacha Baron Cohen talks to Letterman about how he got to interview a “real terrorist”...

Jul 8th

Slowly but surely becoming your dream...

(The collective you) I made Huevos Rancheros again this morning, this time without breaking the...

Jul 8th

Whoever shaved Stevie Wonder's...

STAT.

Jul 7th

Spoiler alert.

Jul 7th

This is the part where the lid of the...

Jul 7th

caragh: I’m going to be Dame Elizabeth Taylor circa late...

Jul 7th

More proof of my equestrian childhood...

I just got a call from the United States Pony Club, asking to verify my “biographical...

Jul 7th

Another pointer for the dude who works...

A bad way to initiate conversation is to knock on someone’s window while they’re backing...

Jul 6th

kevinbegley: Holy crap. “Laughs & Shafts”  hahaha ...

Jul 6th

The girls I’ve spent the past 72 hours with,...

Jul 6th

Would you call her a C word? (Didn’t think so.)

Jul 6th

Side note:

I threw a beer on a guy for the first time ever last night. I was simultaneously mortified and...

Jul 6th

QUESTION FOR LA TUMBLRS:

I have a sketch in Top Story Weekly @ IO West tonight at 9, but need to find a monkey/chimpanzee...

Jul 5th

I hope he does this...

Chris: what are you doing today!?
me: im going down to venice or manhattan beach w/ peri and a few of her girlfriends
me: i think to the beer garden and to some party in manhattan beach
me: what are you doing???
Chris: still figuring it out
me: yeah, if i werent going with them, i was going to go to a rooftop party in los feliz
which i wouldve forced you to come w/ me to
Chris: i think you should do that
Chris: i'm holding out for a rooftop party
me: want me to give you the address?
me: and you just show up like you know people?
Chris: hahaha
me: (GIVES THE ADDRESS)
me: bring someone w/
Chris: want me to video tape it so you can see the awkwardness
me: they have a keg
me: YES
me: DO IT
Chris: hahahaha
Chris: if I get drunk i might
me: and if you do, you'll serve as an inspiration to many
me: your choice
Chris: no pressure
me: plus youd be my favorite person ever
Chris: well if that's not incentive i don't know what is
me: precisely

Jul 4th

Just when I thought my niece couldn’t possibly get any...

Jul 4th

caragh: To tell you the truth, the only reason why I even...

Jul 4th

I want to marry someone with the last...

Jul 4th

“Oh right, because that’s totally not something a...”
— - Me, to a guy trying to take...

Jul 3rd

carlovely: racism at it’s finest. I feel like this...

Jul 3rd

I just did an interview on Skype for...

I’m pretty sure my neighbors think I’m a huge(r) weirdo now.

Jul 2nd

daveholmes: She’s right: why can’t we all just have quiet...

Jul 2nd

not to rub it in, but...

how lucky are we to live in a place where, even in july, the nights are chilly without long sleeves?

Jul 2nd

“Do not ask yourself what the world needs. Ask what makes you...”
— Unknown (via maluna) (via...

Jul 2nd

nathangotsch: watching Aziz record his Comedy Central...

Jul 2nd

Before He Had Back-Up Dancers (But Not...

…except the hype man was just a guy holding a Macbook Pro, and the character wasn’t in a...

Jul 2nd

(via kl7) My dreams have been prematurely crushed. Oh well....

Jul 2nd

Me: What if I started getting plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson?
Nathan: I already said I'm not writing with you because of your body.

Jul 1st

GPOYW Part 2: I’m Still Not Over It edition (My...

Jul 1st

GPOYW Often Imitated, Never Duplicated (But In This...

Jul 1st

veganchameleon: AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTO SUNDAY! (Missed it...

Jul 1st

Britney Spears' new music video, in which she...

Jul 1st