Besties On Ice

nathangotsch: watching Aziz record his Comedy Central...

Jul 2nd

Before He Had Back-Up Dancers (But Not...

…except the hype man was just a guy holding a Macbook Pro, and the character wasn’t in a...

Jul 2nd

(via kl7) My dreams have been prematurely crushed. Oh well....

Jul 2nd

Me: What if I started getting plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson?
Nathan: I already said I'm not writing with you because of your body.

Jul 1st

GPOYW Part 2: I’m Still Not Over It edition (My...

Jul 1st

GPOYW Often Imitated, Never Duplicated (But In This...

Jul 1st

veganchameleon: AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTO SUNDAY! (Missed it...

Jul 1st

Britney Spears' new music video, in which she...

Jul 1st

www.LaughYourDickOff.com

Jul 1st

HOLY SHIT. Public Viewing at Neverland Ranch...

Jun 30th

(via carlovely) NEED.

Jun 30th

“Attention, Barnes and Noble shoppers - there’s...

Jun 30th

I just spent 25 minutes on the phone...

(Let’s not forget the fact that he has a British accent.) My life will never be the same.

Jun 30th

Guess who's week just got better?/Guess...

THIS LADY. Going to see one of my favorite comedians FO FREE with one of my favorite ladies =...

Jun 30th

baglady: Chalk board wine rack.  Why lose space when you can...

Jun 29th

I feel like being in a bar scene on Californication (and...

Jun 29th

I ran into some amazing tattoos one...

Jun 29th

One of Tampa’s finest.

Jun 29th

Ooh…that explains EVERYTHING.

Jun 29th

I refuse to buy anything that claims to be “Hot...

Jun 29th

 via (quote-book) (pie0)(tweexcore) A-mazing. I wish I...

Jun 29th

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smileifyourewinning: The world would be a better place if you just danced with your enemies...

Jun 29th

When I was doing extras work on Californication last week, a...

Jun 28th

Great Michael Jackson Story...

azizisbored: From Drew at HitFix.com via NYMag.com: “This was the week that “Home Alone” had...

Jun 27th

RIP, oh great Gloved One.

Jun 27th

Last night, what started out as a pilgrimage to MJ’s...

Jun 27th

I hope you’re moonwalking on that big dance floor in...

Jun 26th

“He is survived by his three children, Prince Michael I,...”
— The strangest (and saddest)...

Jun 26th

“Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.”
— Auguste Rodin  (via...

Jun 25th

I’m curious about history.

Jun 25th

So, remember that time I said I'd never...

That was before I was on hiatus and my summer job got postponed until the end of July and my back-up...

Jun 25th

“I guess this isn’t technically a missed...

Jun 24th

I want to be someone’s “Missed...

Jun 24th

Not a day goes by that I don't miss you.

That has to count for something, right?

Jun 24th

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Peter and Quagmire doing the Safety Dance. 

Jun 23rd

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When I was in Charleston, Sarah and I may or may not have spent 45 minutes learning the choreography...

Jun 23rd

Happy birthday to my Bestie ! My birthday wish for you (that...

Jun 23rd

I'm sorry you guys, but Britney Spears in a...

Jun 22nd

“I could be his lady. I’m like the version of her that eats...”
— JQ, after seeing photos of the...

Jun 22nd

pauliophonic: Dear Joanna, BOOM. - Paul You are...

Jun 22nd

I brewed a pitcher of mango iced tea...

Domesticity is an uphill battle.

Jun 22nd

Happy Father's Day!

My dad is one of the best dads I know. Seriously. He’s the kind of dad who coached my soccer...

Jun 22nd

Then…

Jun 22nd

…and now. (Or Dec. 2006. It’s not weird that we...

Jun 22nd

Me: I guess I'll have to find out if he has a girlfriend the old-fashioned way.
Nathan: Bang him and see if someone gets upset?
Me: I meant just ask him.

Jun 21st

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Virgania Horsen’s Hot Air Balloon Rides Sometimes SNL wedges in these little gems that make...

Jun 21st

Writing a pilot sure takes up a lot of...

(Hence the lack of photos of cats in costumes.) Having something to show for writing 7 hours a day...

Jun 21st

Nathan, on his toast at Amanda's...

Nathan: My uncle said I reminded him of Steve Martin and he wasn't even that drunk.
Nick: Oh, is he like a big Hollywood producer guy?
Nathan: No, he works in Orthopaedics.

Jun 20th

evangotlib: I won Keyboard Cat on eBay yesterday. Brittany...

Jun 19th

Jun 19th

I’m sorry, but if you think there’s anything...

Jun 19th

I may or may not have just responded to...

How perfect is that? And how much fun would that be for a part-time job? My dreams may be coming...

Jun 18th

Last night while waiting to be picked up...

Minivan of Asian guys blaring Mariah Carey “Dreamlover” full blast.  It’s good to...

Jun 18th

Hey, guy at Trader Joe's -

It’s really flattering that you said, “You’re really cute” while you were...

Jun 18th

12 hours and 2 plane rides later, I'm...

Plenty of ridiculous pictures and stories to come, but not tonight. I am, as they say in the South,...

Jun 18th

Conversation at a bar that used to be a...

Sarah: Did you just say your bar trick is starting bar fights?
Me: My bar trick is anything I want it to be.
Me: Sometimes my bar trick is being lazy.
Sarah: It's not a very good bar trick.

Jun 16th

I'm sorry, maybe you didn't hear me when...

Jun 16th

Updated list of open mic nights in Los...

Jun 16th

I feel like Christopher Columbus, except...

You guys! YOU GUYS. Remember when Sarah hacked my tumblr account earlier and said i wasn’t...

Jun 16th

Lil Wayne Impersonator wanted

Jun 16th

I'm drunk on a Monday afternoon. I...

Jun 16th

“People don’t poop anymore - they just twitter about...”
—  Sarah

Jun 15th

change of plans

I love Sarah and Charleston so much I’m never leaving. I’ve already sent in my notice to...

Jun 15th

To-Do List When I Get Back to LA in 3...

1) Lose my Bagel Weight. (Kind of like after women give birth the lose their ‘baby...

Jun 15th

pauliophonic: Hey ladies! Telephone poles are the new...

Jun 15th

So, this is happening...

Sarah and I collectively have 22 pieces of gum in our mouth. 11 each, partly a low-stakes bet, but...

Jun 15th

I've been in Charleston for almost 48...

Maybe I just forgot the significance because I do it all the time anyway, but I feel like I should...

Jun 15th

First morning in Charleston:

Sarah: Get up.
Me: Your bed is so comfy. I'm never getting up.
Sarah: But we have plans.
Me: No. I'm gonna be like the lady from Gilbert Grape.
Sarah: So...you're gonna get really fat and I'm gonna have to burn the house down?
Me: It's an extended metaphor. I'm not getting up.
(Spoiler alert: I got up.)

Jun 14th

Jeff: A little girl gave me a million dollar bill today, so our troubles are over.
Jeff: Except it has scripture on the back.
Me: Sounds like your troubles have just begun.

Jun 14th

“I give you a Junior Ranger badge and you tell me I’m...”
—  Sarah’s fiance, Jeff

Jun 14th

My stepmom just made me take a picture...

And I thought it was bad when she got on Facebook… The apocalypse is officially upon us.

Jun 12th

I want to go to went there.

Jun 12th

“There is a difference, as I’m sure most of you know, between being alone and being...

Jun 11th

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azizisbored: Bobb’e J. Thompson - Bro Mitzvah What the fuck. How did I just now find this. Bobb’e...

Jun 11th

dirtypreston: Fucking Huell Howser creeping up on the bird...

Jun 10th

“The military heavily patrols the streets here with VERY big...”
— - excerpt from an email my...

Jun 10th

“Zooey Deschanel is really hot. She’d be even hotter if she...”
— Filmdrunk.com (via jaystarr)

Jun 10th

smileifyourewinning: I want to be this dog’s...

Jun 10th

Fancycat. (Courtesy of Ernest, who said this is the only...

Jun 10th

I almost bought this ring in the Diamond District today,...

Jun 9th

I have a pen pal!

I just remembered that I sort of became pen pals with an Indian girl who was in the improv group at...

Jun 8th

(Insert extended metaphor about not...

I may’ve spoken too soon about Brooklyn, because I went to a rooftop dinner party in Park...

Jun 8th

walpaper: Postcard of the Day / 6.7.09 OH MY GOD! OH MY...

Jun 8th

New York welcomed my arrival with a rainy day. Thankfully,...

Jun 8th

Did you know Bram's full name is...

I know. I know. (You’re welcome.)

Jun 8th

I totes met them backstage at their concert when I was about...

Jun 7th

If you're like me and wonder on a daily basis...

Jun 7th

Every new beginning comes from some...

Jun 7th

kl7: Please don’t judge my hometown by Williamsburg alone. I know you like babies, so check out...

Jun 7th

Oh, Brooklyn.

I’ve spent the past 16 hours in Williamsburg, my brother’s neck of the woods, and am...

Jun 6th

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I got on a horse this morning for the first time in 3 years. Rory (the horse) wasn’t stoked...

Jun 4th

My brother just emailed me this photo. This picture raises a...

Jun 4th

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I got on a horse this morning for the first time in 3 years. Rory (the horse) wasn’t stoked...

Jun 4th

Oh, I’m sorry, Rory, but you seem to be at the wrong...

Jun 4th

Oh hey guys, while you were all at work today, I was doing...

Jun 4th

Who knew The Sims* was softcore porn?

I played with Brittany’s Sims* tonight (she says she made it while bored at work today....

Jun 4th

“My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few...”
— A real casting notice. (via...

Jun 4th

In a brown bandeau bikini on the beach....

Jun 3rd

GPOYW Enjoying the view from our place in Madeira Beach/In...

Jun 3rd

My only wish is to be addressed as 'Miss...

And to go to Biscuit Heaven when I die.

Jun 3rd

Did I say pony fever? I meant baby fever.* My...

Jun 3rd

I rest my case. 

Jun 3rd

WTF to the 10th degree. (via www.jezabel.com)

Jun 3rd

"Next Generation Of Hollywood Starlets Is...

Jun 3rd

Baby lesson learned today:

If you’re changing a dirty diaper and are amazed by how little amount of shit there is, wait...

Jun 2nd

Let's not call it "babysitting" - let's...

Jun 2nd

carlovely: Michael C. Hsiung Holy shit want want want

Jun 2nd

“It’s not always cowboy boots and pony rides.”
— - Jana, on being an adult.  ...

Jun 2nd

Enabler.

Jun 1st

Lily and I watched my sister skydive (we chose not to...

Jun 1st

Whatta face!  (am I right, or am I right?)

Jun 1st

Rains Down in Africa...

My real little sister (not my fake/sorority little sister) is leaving tomorrow to go to Kenya to do...

Jun 1st

How have I been home for a week and not...

Something very, very wrong with this picture. Need biscuits and lemonade and old-timey country store...

Jun 1st

Pony fever has officially been...

Jun 1st

Uh oh, you guys...

I just went out to the barn for the first time in 2 years. I’m going back later this week to...

Jun 1st