Besties On Ice

My stepmom's facebook status is: "In...

So much about this is disturbing. …Mostly that my stepmom is on facebook.

May 2nd

For Where I’d Rather Be Friday, I don’t need to...

May 2nd

I have to send a photo of myself with my resume for my...

May 2nd

Tom’s response to my Italy to-do list for Will. To...

May 1st

barelysarcasm: I’ll see it in theatres… why not? ...

May 1st

henryeatspeople: Hey, have I mentioned yet that my birthday...

May 1st

So:

hipsterdiet: I’ll be in Europe all summer. Florence (Firenze) to be exact. Do you live in a...

May 1st

Oh hey there, peekaboo!

May 1st

Three truths and no lies, or,...

I may or may not have bought a box of Fruit Loops yesterday on a “I am craving sugary cereal...

Apr 30th

GPOYW Am I: A) Posing For a Photoshop B) Doing the Robot ...

Apr 30th

T minus 2 days until Erin is in LA for my birthday!!!!!!...

Apr 30th

My birthday is Saturday. make it happen.

Apr 29th

I came across this little gem while searching on ebay for...

Apr 29th

Turns out boys aren't big fans of being...

Oh well. Better to be up front than to be led on, right?

Apr 29th

The Burbank Diet

Apr 29th

CNN Interview with Ben Folds

CNN: You've been married four times. Is that helpful for singer-songwriter purposes? I mean, that's a lot of drama.
Folds: Well, it wasn't a lot of drama, really. ... Everyone's life is different and I think the pace at which I've lived and the way that I tend to take a risk all contributes to the way that I write. ...
If you've got kids it is a drama. But it's the kind of drama you want to not write a song about. Because one, the kids will hear it and secondly, I don't like country music.

Apr 29th

(via jeninla) (via peterwknox) (via The Official White House...

Apr 29th

Only in LA

can you see Patton Oswalt, Kevin Nealon, and Reggie Watts doing stand up on the same stage in a 90...

Apr 29th

“Anxiety is love’s greatest killer. It makes others...”
— - Anais Nin. Wise lady.

Apr 29th

My parents left today to go to Egypt for...

You know, just ‘cause…because it’s not like they were just in Morocco less than a...

Apr 29th

jaystarr: I’m learning to deal with it. OH. MY. GOD....

Apr 28th

“The way I view my Friday and Saturday nights is,...”
— - Nathan, on our recent...

Apr 28th

It feels really good to be productive...

and it feels even better to have fun at the same time.

Apr 28th

Isnt it ironic how anyone who titles...

lauracondi: usually has nothing ACTUALLY confession-worthy to write about. Unless you consider the...

Apr 28th

Aaaaaand Christina has already found me a party hat.

Apr 28th

Debating if I should make/wear a crazy...

Austin says, “If you ever have to question whether or not it’s a good idea to do...

Apr 28th

I often prepare for photoshop arm modeling by doing a quick...

Apr 28th

phazerblast: via fffound Two of my favorite things. GIMME.

Apr 28th

I was at a traffic light as I was...

It turned out to be Bob Saget (wearing glasses). Only in LA would one mistaken a person for a...

Apr 27th

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My niece just figured out the whole walking thing, and it’s pretty darn cute.

Apr 25th

Or this one to match my captain’s hat.

Apr 24th

I. Want. This. Bathing. Suit. (My birthday is a week from...

Apr 24th

Things I like:

When people (Nathan) send me emails with subject lines like “News You Can Use” and a...

Apr 24th

Godley is a visionary and created Where I’d Rather Be...

Apr 24th

So when you're working out with a super...

Okay, good. That’s what I thought. Just checking.

Apr 24th

Yesterday, I took the whole "getting a...

Lesson learned: quarters can be dangerous if thrown in the air over people’s heads. Guess I...

Apr 24th

Ferrets are illegal in California.

(via henryeatspeople) There are no words to express my relief upon learning this. (I dislike...

Apr 24th

mundaneisme: It’s National Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day, a day I would love to...

Apr 23rd

My belligerence at the Dodgers game landed me...

Apr 23rd

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christinahaberkern: Hey Joanna, I hope you don’t mind, but I booked this band for your birthday...

Apr 23rd

smileifyourewinning: Met this guy coming out of the gig...

Apr 23rd

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Obsession of the day: The Jeannie Tate Show. (Thanks Seth, for turning me onto this.) More...

Apr 22nd

“You need to dial it back before I get you in a headlock.”
—  my boss(ish) Andy

Apr 22nd

GPOYW A Real Class Act, In The Flesh, Just Enjoying A Sunday...

Apr 22nd

(via walpaper) (via blurredvision) To do list.

Apr 22nd

jimisland: Hmmm, thats kinda creepy. Lately I’ve been...

Apr 22nd

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Tim and Eric: Beaver Boys I’m not sure what just happened, but now I’m laughing/crying...

Apr 21st

The internet handshake I just gave Seth as a peace offering....

Apr 21st

christinahaberkern: Rainn Wilson as Xena (via) Aaaand my...

Apr 21st

jimisland: To think I get to spend everyday with this barrel...

Apr 21st

mundaneisme: (via fuckyeahpuppies) Dear...

Apr 21st

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The guy who played Sully in my sketch at  Big News  Topic Thunder @ IO West last night made this...

Apr 21st

Best birthday present ever: one of my good friends/sorority...

Apr 20th

Can we talk about the fact that Dodgers...

And beer? In theory, draught margaritas are an awesome idea. In reality, they are terrible....

Apr 20th

pauliophonic: They keep doing this. Copycat crime.

Apr 19th

Aaaaaand I'm going to bed with a...

Thanks to lady and guy for the collaborative effort of ruining my Saturday by creating too much fun...

Apr 19th

Apr 19th

“I’ll be your Robert Guillaume - I’ll be your ...”
—  Nathan, who is neither black...

Apr 19th

Oh, did I say I was going for a hike at...

By going for a hike at Runyon, I mean taking a nap until it’s time for class.

Apr 18th

Several things:

- I drank my weight in vodka tonics last night at the bar I’m having my birthday party at in...

Apr 18th

glog: I was away from my desk FOR JUST A HOT SECOND when-...

Apr 18th

Jim’s future tattoo. (via loltatz)

Apr 18th

(via loltatz) This is amazing. Apparently this guy’s...

Apr 18th

Aaaaaand my niece has officially come closer to being in a...

Apr 17th

walpaper: Tonight… Comedy Meltdown @ Meltdown Comics...

Apr 17th

christinahaberkern: rubenfm: Why, people? Why? HOLY...

Apr 17th

My dad had his Tampa’s Perfect 10 fashion show today,...

Apr 16th

christinahaberkern: Hey Joanna, that super cute picture of...

Apr 16th

GBPOYDLASW (Gratuitous Bossy Picture Of Yourself Dressed...

Apr 16th

…but since it’s not, I played dress up in normal...

Apr 16th

GPOYW This Is How I’d Dress For Work If I Had a Normal...

Apr 16th

Dear Rapper Who Will Go Unnamed,

Real rappers don’t need their lyrics in teleprompter. (I’m just sayin.) Love, the girl...

Apr 16th

Exhibit C of why I'm a lady:

Canasi: apparently there was this really dirty joke on how i met yourmother that was so dirty they couldnt say the punchline on the air
Canasi: and i googled it... and its so dirty you cant even tell it without looking disgusting
Canasi: they left out the punchline on the show, but its still pretty disgusting
me: hahahaha go on
Canasi: whats the difference between peanut butter and jam
me: i cant peanut butter my dick down your throat?
Canasi: damnit
Canasi: i never win with you

Apr 15th

christinahaberkern: Where I’ll be this Friday: Comedy...

Apr 15th

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Rob Roy - Fur in My Cap My new obsession. Thanks, Ernest for turning me onto this. (I want to be in...

Apr 15th

So you know that song "I Love College"...

…that’s the music video I would’ve been in if I’d skipped class and gone to...

Apr 15th

"i know you're hoping someone will...

- Will, via gchat.

Apr 14th

Last night, I happened to be flipping...

Obese Spanish women in sarongs booty dancing to polka with a Mexican cowboy. (Please, someone else...

Apr 14th

Remember how a few months ago my (almost 4 years old) cousin...

Apr 14th

Apr 13th

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My favorite current SNL character got some air time on Saturday…

Apr 13th

This was the email my brother sent me for Easter: me: hey...

Apr 13th

So far, I've celebrated Easter by going...

(This is what Jesus would’ve wanted.)

Apr 13th

“BIG SMOOCHIES YET? Sorry, this is a very immature text message. LOLOLOLOL.” - The text...

Apr 12th

I am currently listening to Outkast's...

…because that’s how I roll.

Apr 12th

“You were still sitting in Ferraris and confusing ponies with...”
—  Seth, on what I was doing...

Apr 11th

Because it's a half-day at work and I...

I need: food (preferably a burger), to do laundry, a nap, and a work out (to counter act the burger)...

Apr 10th

I’m embarrassed to admit I saw this dresser on the...

Apr 10th

(I'm sorry in advance for this, God.)

me: whats happening?
me: are you having a good friday?
me: (get it??)
Dan: jesus died for that joke

Apr 10th

tomoatmeal: “Is everyone having a good time?” I asked the...

Apr 10th

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Holy shit. Kittens inspired by kittens…aka the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Apr 10th

The Deskie Besties: so classy, it hurts.

Apr 10th

The ecard Setherton sent me for Good Friday. I’m sure...

Apr 10th

petswhowanttokillthemselves: I’m such a dumb goy. Is it...

Apr 10th

Apr 10th

“How was your…Jewish thing?”
—  Austin (waspy Orange County...

Apr 9th

Nathan: OPEN MIC off
Nathan: like a rap battle but for white people
me: we will dual
me: The thing about airplane food is...
me: then you'll counter with "white people are so crazy"
Nathan: and you throw back a "Don't get me started on white people on airplanes!"
Nathan: then I reply with, "Oh shit, comedians who talk about white people on airplanes..."
Nathan: and then both our heads explode
Nathan: if none of this shit gets Tumbled, I'm gonna be upset

Apr 9th

GPOYW It’s Never Too Early To Start Buying Your...

Apr 8th

tomoatmeal: An excerpt from my new book, The Bible IV: The...

Apr 8th

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barelysarcasm: Big Pun was always like “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.” I don’t think this...

Apr 8th

24freedinners: cvxn: tesslynch: lom: directed alf. ...

Apr 8th

One of the more ridiculous things that...

My dad singing “I kissed a girl and I liked it” in his British accent.

Apr 8th

Waiting at the airport to fly back to LA...

I didn’t roll down the stairs, but I did visit  drink my face off at my favorite old FSU...

Apr 8th

me: dude, wanna see what i did fri night
me: (gives link to a photograph of FSU's Westcott Fountain)
me: got on top of that
me: at 2 am
Jay: sometimes I think you're trying to seduce me, Joanna.

Apr 6th

(via tofuttibreak) My brother just sent me an email with...

Apr 6th

The question that sums up my weekend in...

How many people’s best friend can make them laugh so hard that they throw up? Sarah Howell ,...

Apr 6th

My baby sister just won FSU Panhellenic Woman of the Year,...

Apr 3rd

mundaneisme: GPOYBT Proof that Joanna did in fact, roll...

Apr 3rd

christinahaberkern: Tickets just went up and I’m upset...

Apr 2nd

Somebody made it rain on their cat! …that sounds...

Apr 2nd

Apr 2nd

An Incredibly Necessary Waste of Time...

holdthewhippedcream: My father just joined Facebook. Unlike my mother, he is somewhat less...

Apr 2nd

There’s nothing more frustrating than sitting in front of the computer, starting and stopping...

Apr 2nd

GPOYPW (Gratuitous Photo Of Your Parents Wednesday) Stepmom...

Apr 2nd

me: i just realized i dont really know you well enough to be an asshole to you (online or in person) and you understand that im just being an asshole as a joke
me: an unfunny joke (for you) and an amusing one for me
Matt: i think you are being charming
me: this is going better than i thought
me: i act like an asshole, you call it charming
me: excelllllent
Matt: keep it up
me: consider it done

Apr 2nd

GPOYW I Went Through A (Very Long) Phase In College Where I...

Apr 1st

24freedinners:jgh: Onion Store

Apr 1st

holdthewhippedcream: My sorority’s 80th anniversary of...

Apr 1st