Besties On Ice

(Kevin is doing an impression)

Me: Are you doing your retarded character?
Kevin: NO! I'm doing my Southern Weatherman!

Apr 1st

When he sent them to me, I said, “That’s...

Mar 31st

For whatever reason, Seth felt the need to google...

Mar 31st

“Sometimes I’m not sure how we’re able to be...”
—  Jay, in response to the...

Mar 31st

Today I got paid to:

Go dumpster diving over at ER’s stage with one of the writers. I officially win the Best Job...

Mar 31st

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Mutton Busting  You’re going to want to watch this (trust me).  *This time it has the...

Mar 31st

It's really raining money on stage...for...

(via glog) I love that Flo Rida rapping and “making it rain” was mistaken for me doing...

Mar 31st

jaystarr: Sex Appeal is performing at Crashbar on April...

Mar 31st

If I become Flo Rida's hype lady without...

Mar 31st

You know what's a really good feeling?

Going into a store and trying on jeans in the same size you’ve worn since you were in high...

Mar 30th

Jay and I discuss our goals and dreams...

me: wtf
me: who is that man
me: and how can i marry him or be his muse?
Jay: it may be easier than you think
me: really?
me: OMG
me: that should be our new goal
me: to get into the next Tommy Wiseau movie
Jay: my goal is to have lunch with him
Jay: at a really old school BBQ place
me: our goals seem very similar

Mar 30th

My niece took her first steps yesterday.

All I did was eat banana pancakes and laugh a lot. …I feel like a slacker.

Mar 30th

christinahaberkern: daveomathias: I asked to get another...

Mar 30th

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Otis giving the Yankees payroll advice.

Mar 30th

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How To Train a Baby Red Sox Fan From time to time I’ve mentioned my college professor/one of...

Mar 30th

Today's the kind of gorgeous LA day that...

Which is what I would be doing right now if I didn’t have mad shit to do today. (Beach...

Mar 28th

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This may be the cutest little girl I’ve ever seen in my life.

Mar 28th

I’m pretty sure Murray from Flight of the Conchords...

Mar 28th

Today is the best/worst day of my life:

I discovered the deliciousness that is “horchata.” I’d like to offer a big thank...

Mar 28th

skeetonmischa: Just one last reminder about The Room. It’s...

Mar 28th

“OMG your dad makes my dad look like a buck tooth hill billy.”
—  Becca

Mar 27th

My dad has been selected by Tampa Bay Illustrated as one of...

Mar 27th

Only in LA would someone put a package...

Mar 27th

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jaystarr: RIP Joanna’s pony. This is the most fitting tribute I could find. Aaaand all the...

Mar 26th

It's really, really frustrating when

you ask your roommate if she minds if you use the dining room table to write a sketch on deadline...

Mar 26th

Andy: Oh my god, did you hear about this Shawn Johnson fan that tried to sneak onto the set of Dancing With the Stars with two loaded guns and duct tape in his car?
Jim: Whaaaat? She ain't THAT cute...

Mar 26th

GPOYW I’m Bossy/I Own a Plastic Police Helmet For No...

Mar 25th

phazerblast: (via sosexyoutofcontext) annnnnnd… I’ll take...

Mar 25th

Nathan: btw your pony post really threw me for a loop
Nathan: I guess I never saw you as the kind of girl who grew up with her own pony...not that there's anything wrong with that
me: well heres the thing
me: i wasnt a spoiled girl w/ a pony
me: which, i guess, relatively, owning a pony = being spoiled
me: but growing up, i had really bad ponies that werent well trained, and were total assholes
Nathan: HAHAHAHA
Nathan: I love that your defense is, "I had really bad ponies"

Mar 25th

(via paulgulyas) (barefootvinyl) (via fuckyeahpuppies) ...

Mar 25th

Really, Google?

Mar 25th

Hollywood's New Power Posse

Mar 24th

Favorite headline of the day: "Parrot Awarded...

Mar 24th

Anyone with an email address like...

ASAP.

Mar 24th

I found out today my childhood pony had to be put down. I know this because after I outgrew her...

Mar 24th

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katyperryblog: inspiring. Me likee. …Nothing says ‘rockstar’ like an accordian.

Mar 24th

pauliophonic: I had a fun day of improv today. Class was...

Mar 23rd

Personal victory...

I just seared ahi tuna. In my kitchen. By myself. Yeah, I get it - searing only takes about 30...

Mar 23rd

Good news - Jim and I just got back from our mini bike ride,...

Mar 21st

“You missed an interesting night at crashbar. Nothing beats this: outside Tre Stage, in the...

Mar 21st

Revision notes for my sketch.

Jay: i like it! my only thought would be always to go with specifics, like vagina instead of privates, pall mall light 100 instead of cigarette
me: i was going to say my "hoo hoo"
Jay: yeah, say hoohoo
Jay: or snoochy
me: HAHAHHAHAHAH
Jay: because thats a funny word i just made up
me: IVE NEVER HEARD THAT
me: HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT
me: i love that we are discussing cutesy nicknames for a ficticious Hispanic child to call her vajayjay

Mar 21st

“You do not disappoint, Ms Q.”
—  Jay, after reading the first...

Mar 21st

I get to see this precious baby when I go home in two weeks,...

Mar 20th

"You taste like burger...I don't like...

Awesomeist moment of today: Passing Paul Rudd in the hallway. Least awesome moment of today:...

Mar 20th

Presenting...

Mar 20th

Dear All Black Men With British Accents,

Please stop saying things like “shawty” and “pimp hand” in casual...

Mar 20th

Clearly the morning news brief provides useful information.

Mar 19th

petswhowanttokillthemselves: DEAR WORLD, YOUR PRAYERS ARE...

Mar 19th

Kevin took Kensington to Olan Mills for buddy pictures. This...

Mar 19th

“Ummm…. so my mom sent this to me. I think I remember...”
— email of pictures of cats in...

Mar 19th

Anyone who uses Craigslist's "Missed...

Sounds like either the beginning of a horror film or a romantic comedy.

Mar 19th

In terrible news, a Project Runway contestant...

Mar 19th

One of the writers dressed her baby up in Build a Bear clothes and took pics, and it’s the...

Mar 19th

Nathan: conference call in 10 minutes but I just wanted to note how perfect it is that the only two videos on your Vimeo account are you eating a grapefruit like an orange and you juggling cats
Nathan: less really is more
me: haha
me: yes
me: im fulfilling status as an enigma
me: internet enigma
me: /crazy person
Nathan: don't add that last part
me: whoops
me: okay
Nathan: I think that is the true generation gap - people who think videos of cat juggling means a person is cool
Nathan: people who think videos of cat juggling means a person is crazy
Nathan: "She juggles cats? I want to meet this person."
Nathan: "She juggles cats? You're not to see her again."
Nathan: all the things my grandparents hate
Nathan: are the things I love the most
me: yesssssssssss
me: did you like the way i picked them up with the claw?
me: now THAT is gangster
Nathan: that's when you took things to another level
Nathan: you elevated it beyond mere cat juggling
Nathan: "Stuffed cat, I don't want to touch you. I just want to juggle you."

Mar 18th

WWMSD? (What Would Martha Stewart Do?)

Namedrop. And garden. And make origami with Ludacris.

Mar 18th

GPOYW WD Came to My Improv101 Show, No Big Deal edition ...

Mar 18th

What a name-dropper!

Mar 18th

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Cat Juggling As Austin said, “You’re making it rain with cats.”

Mar 18th

Me: i just juggled cats
Me: and there's video to prove it
Me: (stuffed animal cats)
Jay: i envy your entire life.

Mar 18th

This also happened today...

Mar 18th

It's not every day that Zach Braff walks...

Yeah, that just happened. <3

Mar 18th

“No matter what you do in LA, your behavior is appropriate...”
— Geoff Manaugh in one of my...

Mar 17th

This time four years ago, I was already banded for the block party thrown every St. Patrick’s...

Mar 17th

going to bed at 9 on a monday night as a do-over of sorts, since going to bed after midnight on a...

Mar 17th

Hey there, future boyfriend…

Mar 16th

“Every time you send a ferret to the moon, an angel drops...”
—  S, trying to guilt-trip me...

Mar 16th

24freedinners: littlesparrow: this is what a ferret looks...

Mar 16th

Austin: (Rolls desk chair over to mine, shows me picture of a girl on his iphone)
Me: Uhhh, cool. Who's that?
Austin: Ernie.
Me: Okay...what's she doing?
Austin: Oh, it's from a shoot or something.
Me: Why are you showing me?
Austin: I just wanted to show you my girlfriend.
Me: Oh, so you just wanted an excuse to tell me that you have a girlfriend now.
Austin: Yeah...
Me: Next time, you could do it in a less awkward way, like saying, "Hey, Ernie's my girlfriend now."
Austin: Yeah, I know.

Mar 16th

New way I motivate the PAs to go get the...

Whoever volunteers to go to the commissary gets to pretend they’re in a rap video…aka I...

Mar 16th

It’s sort of a surrogate mantle and makes the...

Mar 16th

The steal of the century I got at the flea market on Fairfax...

Mar 16th

Today was a model Sunday.

We went to breakfast at The Corner (the restaurant formerly known as Doughboys) and were pleasantly...

Mar 16th

“Hey guys, look, I’m really listening and...

Mar 15th

Action shot. (Thanks, Paul, for always taking kickass...

Mar 15th

pauliophonic: Joanna’s Improv 101 Class Show Full Set ...

Mar 15th

Throwing up at the gym in front of...

Did I mention that I threw up (water) at the gym this morning while working out with a new trainer?...

Mar 14th

christinahaberkern: Who’s with me? Consider me THERE.

Mar 14th

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ohnoitsthecops: tylercoates: Cake - “I Will Survive” Some days you’re down, and some days this...

Mar 13th

There's something distinctly pathetic...

Mar 13th

It's official:

We just had Elle Fanning on the show, and she’s pretty much the cutest, spunkiest kid ever.

Mar 13th

“Grr… i miss you..I want to have a moo moo day and walk...”
— - Uncle Bex. Moo Moo days in...

Mar 12th

Stepmom and Warrick are out here for business starting today through the weekend. Super excited to...

Mar 12th

Seriously though, why?? (And how?)

Mar 12th

Another great free pile find…this time, by Chris V.

Mar 12th

Wrote a sketch tonight with Cosgrave,

and was once again reminded of how good productivity and a sense of completion feels.

Mar 12th

dear tumblrs,

20something: i want to leave la. tell me about the pros and cons of your (united states) city. ...

Mar 12th

GPOYW I’m On A Boat edition

Mar 11th

“It’s amazing…how good you feel after a reblog.”
— - Jim The first rule of...

Mar 11th

I just found this shirt in the free pile. (Be jealous.)

Mar 11th

Tracy Morgan’s twitter has only one entry, and this is...

Mar 11th

From Martha’s blog: Here I am having Lunch yesterday...

Mar 11th

“I’m going to tell you two things about the movie - the...”
— - Jillian, on “The Cat...

Mar 11th

wherescoachbombay: Pretty pumped. Want/need to see this.

Mar 11th

Fox Has Acquired the Screen Rights to "Mr....

Mar 10th

Turns out Cindy and I share a common love for dressing our...

Mar 10th

Just when I think people can't get any more...

Mar 10th

I could and will watch this all day...

christinahaberkern: gifparty:

Mar 9th

File this under "Things I Never Thought...

Oprah sent cupcakes. Oh hellllllll yes.

Mar 9th

Trends that should end #1

smileifyourewinning: The aspiration to live your life like characters in a TV show or movie. ...

Mar 9th

Turns out I signed up for Improv201 last...

I got home from the Roosevelt to an email that my current teacher (who is awesome) is teaching 201,...

Mar 7th

Since Jim does all the photoshops around here, I decided to...

Mar 7th

My grandmother just added me as a friend...

This is too much.

Mar 7th

dirtypreston: carlovely: A man in has Russia died after...

Mar 6th

Apparently a baby lives in the apartment...

For the past few weeks, I haven’t been able to tell if there are cats fighting outside my...

Mar 6th

New York Times Reports: Grandparents No...

Mar 5th

Somebody wore eyeliner to work today (for the first time...

Mar 5th

slippy: fistacular: I feel like I’ve been having a day...

Mar 5th

“And…. It’s basically in Inglewood, so...”
— S, telling me about a famous...

Mar 5th

slippy: jeninla: rillawafers: Is Dunkin Donuts FINALLY...

Mar 5th

“Laughing and all that dumb shit he used to do — he wouldn’t...”
— Tracy Morgan, on Jimmy Fallon,...

Mar 5th

delbertshoopman: I hope amazon delivers my fucking CD today…...

Mar 4th

Uhhhh, seriously? Advertising/timing FAIL, Covergirl.

Mar 4th

GPOYW Nostalgic For Simpler Times When We Wore Martinis and...

Mar 4th

What's the only day of the year that's a...

MARCH 4th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (That was for you, Sarah!)

Mar 4th

'Real Housewife' to Governor Patterson:...

Mar 4th

Turns out I didn't win the Mega...

(Bummer.)

Mar 4th

Florida Woman Arrested After Calling 911 to...

Mar 4th

It’s officially my first time ever playing the lottery...

Mar 3rd

mollylambert: I mean, if you were Padma, wouldn’t you sleep...

Mar 3rd

ohnoitsthecops: (via jonassecrets) I hate to do this but...

Mar 3rd

Cupcake flavored dental floss… My immediate response...

Mar 3rd

dirtypreston: dkendall: Jezebel - Vanity Fair :...

Mar 3rd

petswhowanttokillthemselves: “CHRISTOPHER ROBIN WOULD...

Mar 2nd

As it turns out, there wasn't Channel101...

But - with a parking spot on Hollywood, my friend meeting me, and I.O. West two storefronts away...

Mar 2nd

glog: spreadyourlove: Apartment Therapy New York -...

Mar 2nd

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notfacebook: Who needs a strip club when you can have a pole-dancing robot? Thank you CNN ...

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st