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Florida Woman Arrested After Calling 911 to...

Mar 4th

It’s officially my first time ever playing the lottery...

Mar 3rd

mollylambert: I mean, if you were Padma, wouldn’t you sleep...

Mar 3rd

ohnoitsthecops: (via jonassecrets) I hate to do this but...

Mar 3rd

Cupcake flavored dental floss… My immediate response...

Mar 3rd

dirtypreston: dkendall: Jezebel - Vanity Fair :...

Mar 3rd

petswhowanttokillthemselves: “CHRISTOPHER ROBIN WOULD...

Mar 2nd

As it turns out, there wasn't Channel101...

But - with a parking spot on Hollywood, my friend meeting me, and I.O. West two storefronts away...

Mar 2nd

glog: spreadyourlove: Apartment Therapy New York -...

Mar 2nd

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notfacebook: Who needs a strip club when you can have a pole-dancing robot? Thank you CNN ...

Mar 1st

(Via chainchewinggum: via)

Mar 1st

Overheard at the nail salon this...

Two Armenian girls who figured out they both went to Hollywood High School 6 years apart and spent...

Mar 1st

christinahaberkern: Sometimes I forget that I minimized an...

Feb 28th

phazerblast: Nom Nom Nom. Kitty du jour.

Feb 28th

Friends and plans and weekend...

OH MY!

Feb 28th

They say you learn something new...

And today I learned that one of Jermaine Jackson’s kids is named Jermajesty. JERMAJESTY!!!!! ...

Feb 27th

christinahaberkern: Where we’ll be tonight. Comedy Meltdown....

Feb 27th

“Hey lady, your future’s showing!” ...

Feb 26th

“It does not require severing heads, fire, or live animals.”
—  One of the producers, during...

Feb 26th

hipstar: Bwahahaha WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Feb 26th

“Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a...”
— His Holiness, the Dalai Lama....

Feb 25th

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You’re welcome.

Feb 25th

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Bobby Jindal is Kenneth the Page’s brother from another mother.

Feb 25th

christinahaberkern: Hey Joanna, Hey CJ… this Friday. I’m...

Feb 25th

GPOYW I Probably Would’ve Groomed My Eyebrows...

Feb 25th

(via notfacebook:sleepanddream: icanread :crazy...

Feb 25th

Props didn’t get the memo that the babies go...

Feb 25th

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“…So heavy.” Best. Oscar Speech. Ever.

Feb 25th

dirtypreston: deliciousdisease: (via asylum-wolf) ...

Feb 24th

“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like...”
— George Carlin (via...

Feb 24th

christinahaberkern: Flights are way cheaper for Belize than...

Feb 24th

kenohno: I’d like to believe this product defect was...

Feb 24th

And as it turns out, I won't be using my...

One of the writers asked me to have the computer say something to him in Italian when he got back...

Feb 24th

Everything is funnier the computer voice way.

Feb 24th

setting a personal record by getting...

which means I’ll end up reading or doing something (other than sleeping) until like 11:30.

Feb 24th

Can we all agree on the fact that:

Sophia Loren looked like a weathered hyde stretched over a fembot and dressed in a 1984...

Feb 23rd

My new ringtone may or may not be the...

Learn your rules, You better learn your rules! If you don’t, you’ll be eaten in your...

Feb 23rd

Want: to get as far the hell away from Hollywood Blvd. as possible. And froyo. Need: to do laundry,...

Feb 23rd

I'm not going to be one of those people...

because despite the traffic and the smog and the occasional bullshittery, it’s a pretty great...

Feb 23rd

10PM@Silverlake - Sunset Bridge

pauliophonic: Kogi truck. Awesome. I want to go to there.

Feb 22nd

Observation at Runyon Canyon today:

If you’re wearing Ed Hardy as maternity clothes, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to...

Feb 22nd

Apparently Socks, the former first cat, has passed away....

Feb 21st

yeldog: GPOYW two days late but I don’t care because I just...

Feb 21st

Oh, hey guy,

If you work for my cousin, and I met you once at a tailgate, and it was for a brief 15 minutes, and...

Feb 20th

ohnoitsthecops: Listening to the last episode of the Adam Carolla show is like the last day of high...

Feb 20th

“I really have no idea what to think of your blog, but you...”
—  T.C., in response to me...

Feb 20th

(via christinahaberkern) Um, I…I’m flattered....

Feb 20th

Chistina's response to my request to be...

Workin on it, Joanna. And when I say working on it, I mean I just called Peter (director of such...

Feb 20th

Jerry Minor and Brandon Johnson rapped about Medieval Times...

Feb 19th

Ludacris on Martha Stewart

Feb 19th

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The hardest I’ve laughed all day. Thanks, Glory!

Feb 19th

azizisbored: Late notice and sorry I couldn’t find a bigger...

Feb 19th

kevinbegley: It’s a sad time for radio right now. The...

Feb 19th

GPOYW Feeling Lucky to Have A Super Fun Job Where I Get to...

Feb 18th

There’s a more than decent chance that I’m an 11...

Feb 18th

Who knew I’d meet my soulmate in a Make Out Booth at a...

Feb 18th

WHO POSTED A PHOTO OF WHAT WAS POSSIBLY...

I know I didn’t imagine this, and I’ve been driving myself insane trying to locate it....

Feb 18th

Apparently its proper use is for carrying your pet raccoons,...

Feb 18th

Glory brought me a delightful present back from the Woods -...

Feb 18th

Five Places to Go Before Global Warming...

Feb 17th

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irrationalblog: Make Out Booth. Photo booth montage from the Valentine’s Day party on Saturday...

Feb 17th

irrationalblog: When Jillian and I saw this picture from...

Feb 17th

24freedinners: petswhowanttokillthemselves: UNDER THE...

Feb 17th

delbertshoopman: (motivation) You’ve outdone...

Feb 16th

Why does my roommate find it necessary...

I couldn’t give less of a fuck about some boys stealing pythons from a reptile expo. Wait,...

Feb 16th

What's more fun than staying in bed on a...

…DOING YOUR TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Psych.

Feb 16th

We also played a game where I would stand and pose near or...

Feb 16th

Last night at the party, Paul and I played a game where...

Feb 16th

The official "Pancakes for Dinner" (In...

…I’m pretty sure the trip to the gym right beforehand, and the deliciousness that is...

Feb 16th

Can we all agree that getting engaged on...

You might as well preface the proposal by saying, “Look, clearly I’m lacking the...

Feb 16th

Today was an example of an excellent...

Slept in, drank coffee in my PJs, then went and got MORE coffee with Peri and went to the flea...

Feb 16th

Oh, hey guys, did you get a valentine from Israel?  Yeah,...

Feb 15th

Top 10 Disastrous Letterman Interviews

Feb 15th

Valentine's Day text convo

Ernest: Happy V-Day, my lovely. Hope you’re having a great day. Me: Thank you!! I am!! I hope...

Feb 15th

Apparently you can eat pancakes for dinner 2 nights in a row, and still lose 1 lb that week.  

Feb 15th

Don't you love it when...

you don’t have a valentine, but that’s perfectly okay because you’ve never thought...

Feb 15th

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(via jimisland ) The amount of love I have for Mickey Avalon may be criminal.

Feb 14th

Nathan and I ponder the profession of...

Nathan: how many ppl in the class?
Me: about 14?
Nathan: bakers dozen
Nathan: nice
Nathan: that is my favorite numerical shorthand
Nathan: it's sort of a slur on bakers, though
Nathan: that they all suck at addition
Nathan: 1, 2, 3...12?13? Whatever.
Me: bakers are not mathmaticians
Nathan: No wonder bakeries are struggling right now
Nathan: no they are not
Me: that is one thing that they are not
Me: well, among other things
Me: they're also not heart surgeons
Me: or strippers
Nathan: not necessarily
Nathan: we have no way of knowing
Nathan: we don't have the technology

Feb 13th

jimisland: So ya…this was my day.  Don’t judge. The person...

Feb 13th

boringloser: Old ass Valentine’s Day cards. (Scanned by...

Feb 13th

Just in case you were wondering...

The pancakes were DELISH.

Feb 13th

New Cocktail: "The Sully"

christinahaberkern: Consists of: 2 shots of Grey Goose 1 splash of water Turns out my...

Feb 12th

Man calls 911 because Burger King is out of...

Feb 12th

Going to run on the treadmill for 30 minutes (all the while pretending I’m chasing a pancake...

Feb 12th

enabler.

Feb 12th

I want pancakes for dinner. BADLY. (Help.)

Feb 12th

Judah Friedlander/Tiger Beat Magazine...

TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: So, your hat says 'World Champion'...
JUDAH: Yeah.
TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: So you're a world champion?
JUDAH: Yeah.
TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: Ok. I guess I didn't hear about that.
JUDAH: Well maybe you're not well informed about what's going on in the world, especially in sports.
TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: OK. So you're a world champion.
JUDAH: Actually I'm THE World Champion.
TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: And how did you get to be the World Champion?
JUDAH: I won the World Championships.
TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: Well, what are you a World Champion of?
JUDAH: Lots of shit.

Feb 11th

GPOYW All Dressed Up Like A Sailor With Nowhere to Go, LIKE...

Feb 11th

Apparently the combination of Dove soap...

Despite being freshly showered, I want to puke all over myself. You’re welcome for that.

Feb 11th

I think I just caused confusion & perplexed a Jonai by running around in a cowboy hat, plaid...

Feb 11th

(via mikeypizzle) Take note, Jay.

Feb 11th

Not to be a giddy sorority girl...

I just found out our chapter’s 80th anniversary is the same weekend I have a 5 day weekend off...

Feb 10th

My niece clearly enjoyed her first Gasparilla. I’m...

Feb 10th

Hey lady, your future's showing!

I just carried a baby onesie (swaddled in a baby blanket) around the office the way you’d...

Feb 10th

thisiswhyyourefat: Mega Double Stuff Oreo (via...

Feb 10th

Giving my friends tough love, example...

Sometimes I role play with them as the lady from the pet adoption agency who won’t let them...

Feb 10th

Take heed/note, ye potential valentines.

The way to my heart: sending me the new Lonely Island CD (Thanks, E.) Or biscuits (from Cracker...

Feb 9th

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Last Christian Bale rant mash-up, I promise… Christian Bale takes David to the dentist....

Feb 9th

i don't think i'm ok with the jonas...

(via yeldog) AGREED.

Feb 9th

During my workout this morning, my trainer said to me “Wow, you’re really leaning...

Feb 9th

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pauliophonic: The Lonely Island - “I’m On A Boat” This video is awesome. My dream job has been...

Feb 9th

Dinner. Wine. Friends. North Hollywood.

Let’s do this.

Feb 8th

irrationalblog: Trader Joe’s Petite Syrah. ME TOO!!!! Samesies! (or we both saw the $4.99 sign)

Feb 7th

I'm sad...

that I’m missing Gasparilla for the 2nd year in a row. Drink an extra mimosa for me at the...

Feb 7th

This photo came up first when I searched for “How to...

Feb 7th

I now own this book, so I no longer have an excuse for not...

Feb 7th

Dear Rainy LA,

A lot of people have been complaining about you today, but I just wanted to let you know how...

Feb 6th

Congratulations, Week.

You’ve officially kicked my ass.

Feb 6th

Tonight on Letterman: Top Ten List...

(More than) reason enough to tune in. (Isla Fisher as a bonus)

Feb 5th

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chainchewinggum: Attention-whore Blagojevich on Letterman. Bizarre. “Why exactly are you here?”...

Feb 5th

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The Christian Bale/Bill O’Reilly mash-up…just when you thought it couldn’t get any...

Feb 4th

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delbertshoopman: The Lonely Island: I’m On A Boat (Ft. T-Pain) I’m riding on a dolphin, doing...

Feb 4th

Rebecca: Oh, now everybody calls me grandpa. ive finally aged from uncle.
Rebecca: i went on a date. and m'lady was like " i wore my grandma sweater to compliment you grandpa".
me: hahahahahaha
me; sounds like shes your soulmate
Rebecca: i know. im taking her to cat power on wednesday. That means marriage in the lesbo world.

Feb 4th

GPOMPIW Oh Hey There, Magnum, Who Ya Talkin To On A Landline...

Feb 4th

GPOYW Taking A Nap In Someone’s Front Yard With...

Feb 4th

Today I played Penelope Cruz in...

And I’m more than okay with that, since it’s the closest I’m going to get to...

Feb 4th

“I just realized we may have a problem - he’s digging...”
— -Jim, while photoshopping a...

Feb 4th

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What Don’t You F*#@ing Understand?!?:The Christian Bale Freakout Dance Remix (I need to get...

Feb 3rd

I'm exhausted, and it's only Tuesday.

I’m not sure what part of me thought going to a (dinner) party in Bel Air on a Monday night...

Feb 3rd

christinahaberkern: When Matt & I went to the Sherman...

Feb 3rd

It's like a monacle for your upper lip.

<3

Feb 2nd

Oh, good morning, M’lady. (Thanks, Austin, for the...

Feb 2nd

christinahaberkern: Our Medieval Times trip from last month…...

Feb 2nd

Starting back up my favorite Sunday...

BRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Off to Glendale for Mimosas.

Feb 1st

I’m not going to namedrop; I’m only going to say this: i went to a very fancy party...

Feb 1st