Besties On Ice

robhuebel: I have bet over $100,000 on this year’s Puppy...

Jan 31st

LA's Best Wine Bars? Yes, please.

Jan 31st

1990s style.

So, I accidentally left my phone in the car this morning, and rather than walk back across the...

Jan 31st

Yeah, that’s right, I just took a victory lap around...

Jan 30th

I found some shoes for our rap video, Erica.

Jan 30th

I worked out with a new trainer this morning (cheating on my trainer for the first time since last...

Jan 30th

ericanicole: yes, my dreams of rap video honey stardom will...

Jan 30th

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I’m jealous that a 7 year old has a rap video before I do.

Jan 30th

“Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between...”
— Rachel Maddow (via uoma) (via...

Jan 30th

Jan 30th

Apparently today is National "No Need To...

I somehow didn’t get the memo that today is Forgot My Manners Thursday Is it the weekend yet,...

Jan 30th

Funny story,

I didn’t find a replacement dress last night. (Thanks for nothing, Loehmann’s.) I did...

Jan 29th

Obama's White House

Jan 29th

I just googled 'do vitamins expire?'

someone should punch me in the face pronto.

Jan 29th

…this is how my brain works.

Jan 29th

What I want to do tonight: drink wine and watch tv. What I’ll actually end up doing: go...

Jan 29th

I got way more giddy today when Kevin...

That’s right, I said hunky. Because hilarious trumps hunky (almost) every time.

Jan 29th

Well, now i know where my next weekend getaway is gonna...

Jan 28th

GPOYW PAing Getting Paid to Hang Out With Guillermo During...

Jan 28th

The world lost John Updike and Veatrice...

Life is vastly unfair. :(

Jan 28th

“I’m so glad I’ll have a friend in the audience....”
— - excerpt from facebook...

Jan 28th

Christina solves the mystery once and for all.

Jan 28th

Having a profile on UCBComedy.com feels...

And nothing says serious like my makeshift headshot.

Jan 28th

24freedinners: (via chocolatebex)

Jan 27th

“Good things happen to those who hustle.”
—  Anais Nin (via caragh)

Jan 27th

irrationalblog: Holy shit I can’t wait to get home and buy...

Jan 27th

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R.I.P. Veatrice. If you need me, I’ll be moping at my desk.

Jan 26th

Best Headline of the Day: "Blagojevich: I...

Jan 26th

Tracy Jordan and Dr. Spaceman, on...

Dr. Spaceman: If left untreated, you could lose a foot.
Tracy Jordan: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from the Jetsons?
Dr. Spaceman: I suppose, but then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle.

Jan 26th

It also turns out they don't like it...

Hey dudes, it was grey goose. Beggars can’t be choosers, ya heard?

Jan 25th

Funny story - turns out boys don't so...

True story. Exhibit A: Tonight, at the Belmont.

Jan 25th

(via ericanicole) Look back at it.

Jan 24th

She's famous, so I name drop.

me: christina haberkern and i are going
me: do you remember or follow her?
Nathan: THE Christina Haberkern?
me: hahahhaa YES

Jan 24th

christinahaberkern: This is going to be a good one! Tickets...

Jan 23rd

So I have a new game that I play with one of the...

Jan 23rd

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pauliophonic: The Hollywood Cat Hotel by Joanna and me. Hotel For Cats…Just like Hotel...

Jan 23rd

I like that 2 of Sarah’s 6 blog entries this month are...

Jan 23rd

Call me Anti-Angeleno, but...

this is my favorite version of Los Angeles.

Jan 22nd

nathangotsch: Best Inaugural Ball photo? That’s famous...

Jan 22nd

christinahaberkern: Me and Joanna will be checking out the...

Jan 22nd

GPOYW I May Or May Not Have Told The Manager of Carvel That...

Jan 22nd

“We’ll see who can eat more sushi and drink more blue moons. Winner pays.” - says...

Jan 22nd

Clearly, we are proper ladies.

me: ugh, i wish you wre down the street from me
me: i wish we had a secret portal
Sarah: well listen, i'm gonna go make myself a chocolate martini and watch lost
Sarah: i know
me: okay, good
me: oh damn
me: secret portal sounds like a butthole
me: in which case, we do!
Sarah: oh
Sarah: oh lord
me: enjoy a martini for me!
Sarah: um
Sarah: i'm gonna think about you the next time i poop, i hope you know
me: thankee!

Jan 22nd

overheard conversation between Cucci and...

Chris: Did you have a good flight?
Plane Crash Survivor: Ehhh...yeah, it was okay.
Chris: It couldn't have been as bad as last week's...
Plane Crash Survivor: (murmurs in agreeance)

Jan 22nd

two steps forward, one step back.

Jan 21st

Hey did y'all hear about some president...

(via mikeypizzle) Well played, sir…well played.

Jan 21st

Nostalgia. (marriedtothesea.com)

Jan 20th

sleeping to dream about you and I’m so tired of having to live without you

Jan 20th

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) - e.e. cummings

Jan 20th

Watch

My absolute favorite SNL sketch in a really long time…”Sorry.” I love Gilly so...

Jan 20th

Okay, so we never made it to actual...

but we DID go to California Adventure last night, and had a blast. Jeff and Kevin told me that it...

Jan 20th

(via pauliophonic) Doing some sightseeing on MLK day. 

Jan 20th

barelysarcasm: noahkai:theduty:jeffbaum:(via) BARGAIN...

Jan 20th

Off I go to Disneyland (for the first...

Yay three day weekends! Be back manana, suckas.

Jan 19th

Please only call me "Lady Princess" from...

I just received a call from my bestie (Sarah) who called only to tell me that I was the only person...

Jan 18th

lovepuppy: krispayne: Seriously. Come out for this. Beard...

Jan 18th

Dear Diary,

Just finished my first improv class, and it was way more fun and way less scary than I thought it...

Jan 18th

Tonight:

I went to a former professor’s reading (from new short story collection Legend of a Suicide -...

Jan 17th

What my typical Saturday night looks like… Photo...

Jan 17th

I'm pretty sure I just made an "I'm...

So, basically any chance I had at being put into one of his rap videos is pretty much shot. Great.

Jan 16th

“I was like the…not the quarterback, but the guy who...”
—  Jim, overheard telling Andy...

Jan 15th

“And when you hold hands, it’s like a Benetton ad.”
—  Lisa Lampanelli, talking...

Jan 15th

“At least you looked really pretty yesterday…like a...”
—  text from Cosgrave, referring...

Jan 15th

Isn't this supposed to get easier?

Jan 15th

Sick day FAIL.

Turns out the day I’m out sick is the day the entire staff does a bollywood dance at the end...

Jan 15th

christinahaberkern: GPOYW Pt. 2: Me and m’lady Joanna at...

Jan 14th

barelysarcasm: God’s obviously been reading my blog. ...

Jan 14th

Me: i may or may not be in the same exact outfit (pajamas) that i was in when we spoke 24 hours ago
Jay: I may or may not be watching the same porn.
Me: then i guess we're even.
Jay: Draw.

Jan 14th

Here goes nothing...

So i just signed up for UCB’s improv 101…partially because I’m waitlisted for...

Jan 14th

eyethune: Ill take the elevator. Unless you have stairs...

Jan 13th

“Think of the throwing up as preparation for looking fabulous...”
—  Best friend bride to be, on...

Jan 13th

Excerpt from best friend's email about...

i wished you were there the entire time. I kept thinking that no one would be giving it to me...

Jan 13th

Seriously, though.

How has it only been 5 hours since I came home from work?  Stomach still churning/wringing itself....

Jan 13th

As it turns out, a not good way to start...

Also, can I just say that you never really accurately remember what it’s like to have a...

Jan 13th

TV/Movie Conventions... by Officed

walpaper: officed says: “If a woman has prepared a beautiful dinner by candlelight for some man,...

Jan 13th

me: i'm excited
Jay: i'm more excited.
me: it's not a competition
Jay: that's what losers say
Jay: apparently you're a loser at getting excited

Jan 13th

Not gonna lie...

Being asked by one of the writers to write the game for today’s show, even after revisions and...

Jan 12th

Don't you love it when...

you wake up to a voicemail from your dad’s college roommate who says too bad you didn’t...

Jan 12th

“You’re like the Heisman Trophy winner of good...”
—  Ernest, after I admitted that...

Jan 12th

smileifyourewinning: THIS is how you ring in the New Year....

Jan 12th

Sunday morning conversation between Los...

Shlomit: ps have you discovered the wonder that is the big bang theory
Me: mmmmm not so much
Shlomit: omggg you should
Me: okay
Me: its been put on my do to list
Shlomit: whoaaaa
Shlomit: there are way more important things to go on your to do list before that
Shlomit: like becoming part of my family
Shlomit: moonwalking in every state
Shlomit: drinking something alcoholic on every continent

Jan 11th

Let's do something productive today,...

says the girl sitting on the couch in her pajamas at 11 am.

Jan 11th

paulscheer: I hate when people don’t signal when using...

Jan 11th

On the way to Medieval Times:

Christina: Do you think it will be a huge castle?
Peter: I think it will be a huge warehouse with a castle facade, yes.

Jan 11th

christinahaberkern: atencio: Worth at LEAST 1000 words ...

Jan 11th

“My mouth can be the second home to your fingers any day.”
—  Delbie, via gchat. 

Jan 11th

said finger shoving into Del’s mouth.

Jan 10th

delbertshoopman: These are all my new friends!!! <3 I...

Jan 10th

“We were never meant to be alone. Surround yourself with...”
— Jack Donaghy - 30 Rock- in...

Jan 10th

Yesterday, Kevin drew this “portrait” of me in...

Jan 9th

“Man, this room is DEAD!”
— - Comedian who shall go...

Jan 8th

Dane Cook just dropped in and did a set...

When his name was announced, I felt certain god was punking me. (it was every bit as bad as I...

Jan 8th

GPOYW This Is Me Showcasing My “Look How Good I Am...

Jan 8th

christinahaberkern: When you hang out with superstar...

Jan 8th

“…the sex symbol for every man who reads without moving...”
—  Michael Specter, staff writer...

Jan 8th

(via notcaragh) All i want for my birthday. Make it happen,...

Jan 7th

…and the best for last, me (6 years old) at pony camp...

Jan 7th

I found this picture of me and my dad in the Gasparilla...

Jan 7th

My brother went as a cobra to his school’s Halloween...

Jan 6th

My best Ferris Bueller impression, circa 1990.

Jan 6th

Bad(ass) Photo Tuesday

Every Tuesday morning after the production meeting, someone on staff has to bring in a few...

Jan 6th

Too much bossy for one picture.

Jan 6th

nowwhat: Yahoo Front Page Fail! WIN. Seriously. Read that...

Jan 6th

Said orangutan. This picture makes me so unbelievably...

Jan 5th

“Is it inhumane to show an orangutan jetskiing?”
—  One of our producers during...

Jan 5th

My bestie's new years resolutions, or,...

Jan 4th

Being home for 2 weeks made me realize...

There were more cute boys in line at Trader Joe’s just now than I saw the entire time I was in...

Jan 3rd

I complained too soon.

Work today = one two-hour meeting, then CPK and Pinkberry delivered to the office  for lunch...

Jan 3rd

pauliophonic: This is bullshit, Miss! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! So...

Jan 3rd

Wahhhh wahhhhhh

I was just complaining (/whining) to Jay via gchat about being at work, and he sent me the link to...

Jan 2nd

NYE '08 in Bulletpoint Form

holdthewhippedcream: I deepthroated a party favor against my will.* *Scene: Laughing with my...

Jan 2nd

…And sometimes you need to do a celebratory dance...

Jan 2nd

New Year’s Eve ‘09: cocktail dresses, champagne,...

Jan 2nd