Besties On Ice

Comedy Death Ray recap.

christinahaberkern: My now Tuesday night CDR date is a smart girl with a good recap And my now...

Oct 2nd

the apple of my eye; gratuitous self-portrait wednesday.

Oct 2nd

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I think it’s safe to say that mascot bloopers are pretty much the funniest thing ever. Well,...

Oct 1st

“She may be able to pet the leopard, depending on how...”
— - One of our producers this...

Oct 1st

(via glog) The world is my oyster.

Oct 1st

Comedy Death Ray recap.

Two words to sum up the awesomeness of the evening: 1,000 Cats. If you’re in L.A. and have...

Oct 1st

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Joshua Radin - I’d Rather Be With You I could’ve saved so much time for us…

Oct 1st

My brother sent me a comedy anthology in the mail! Yay! He...

Sep 30th

There's a reason pitbulls can't talk....

“Their [the McCain Campaign’s] case for Palin has been evaporating with remarkable...

Sep 30th

“I’m looking forward to Thursday night’s debate....”
— - Sarah Palin’s attempt...

Sep 30th

Watch

24freedinners: mikehudack: soupsoup: ericlodwick: suitep: The most telling comment McCain...

Sep 30th

So here's the thing...

I was out last night and a friend asked me how everything was going, and then said, “I saw...

Sep 30th

It's raining in Burbank today...how...

Sep 29th

glog: Lord grant me the serenity to make it to 7pm. You took the words right out of my mouth. Here...

Sep 29th

This is how it works You’re young until you’re not You love until you don’t You...

Sep 29th

glog: (via alanajoy)

Sep 29th

mundaneisme: I need a Boston Terrier puppy by Christmas time...

Sep 29th

“I think the easiest way to lose something is to want it too...”
— John Dorian M.D.  Scrubs...

Sep 28th

24freedinners: needtherapy: via apsies: smartblonde:...

Sep 28th

Of course it was overcast and foggy (in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!) on the only day in the past year that...

Sep 28th

Friday night inventory

Filled with pizza and cannoli, brimming with nostalgia for Italy and January,tipsy from wine and the...

Sep 27th

This is how I imagine us tonight at the schmorgasbord Feast...

Sep 27th

Conversation about Liz, my office...

Me: yeah, she's nuts
Mariam: shes a hoot
Me: ive adopted her as my daughter
Mariam: oh!
Mariam: congratulations
Mariam: thats so Angelina of you
Mariam: You've one upped Angelina, adopting an adult
Mariam: who resembles Brett Michaels

Sep 27th

Brilliance, reblogged.

glog: “WHAT….gggrrrauughg….WHAT, DO YOU GET…..ggrrarraaapp….WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU SEE A COMEDY...

Sep 26th

Recurring $10 comedy show, all the free beer...

Sep 26th

I think I’m the only person who didn’t watch the season premiere of The Office last...

Sep 26th

Oh, hey there, maple/brown sugar oatmeal and pumpkin spiced...

Sep 26th

Just when I think I can’t love my job any more than I do, one of the writers just said that if...

Sep 26th

So it looks like I’m going to see Sarah Silverman perform...

Sep 26th

“DREAMWORKS ASSISTANT THINKS ‘ROSH...

Sep 25th

Today's top-searched topic on MSN:...

Sep 25th

delbertshoopman: Well, since I didn’t play for thousands...

Sep 25th

“Israel is just like Savannah- there’s no open...”
— Shlomit reports back from Tel...

Sep 25th

I feel like I’ve been tapped for a secret society.

Sep 25th

I just received an email from British Airways offering airfare from Los Angeles to London for $330...

Sep 24th

Dear Goldstar, While I appreciate you keeping your eye out...

Sep 24th

ericanicole: Modern definition The states in dark red are...

Sep 24th

Is it too late to change my gratuitious photo wednesday pic...

Sep 24th

First Gratuitous Photo Wednesday Pic Ever, breakfast...

Sep 24th

Two of my favorite things? Italy and...

Who wants to go to the Feast of San Gennaro this weekend? It’s held behind the El Capitan,...

Sep 24th

Today's installment of a Becca email...

i miss you. lets go cruising in burbank for moo-moos at cvs. -uncle. Oh, the good ole days…

Sep 24th

It appears as though I’ve acquired a high heel-shaped...

Sep 23rd

Brilliant commentary by TheSuperficial.com on...

Sep 23rd

Happy Tuesday!

I feel like a tremendous weight has been lifted. (Insert exhale here.)

Sep 23rd

I find time and time again that the most...

Sep 23rd

I found $24 this morning in the pocket of the jeans I’m wearing, which were washed yesterday. ...

Sep 22nd

Don't you hate it when...

you’re in a restaurant and you get a brilliant idea for a stand-up set, and then wake up in...

Sep 22nd

A little daytime drinking never hurt...

Lauren Andry is in town visiting me for the weekend, which means we’re going to Big...

Sep 21st

glog: This post-it reminds me of two things…. For obvious...

Sep 21st

The onesie I got from the free pile to send to my niecy-poo....

Sep 20th

(via glog)

Sep 19th

More recently representing all things piratical during my...

Sep 19th

Making my yearly pilgrimage to Gasparilla, February 2006.

Sep 19th

Arrgh you excited to talk like a pirate...

So here’s the thing about me and pirates…we have a long, complicated history. And by...

Sep 19th

Oh, hell yes. National Talk Like a Pirate Day is nothing but...

Sep 19th

You didn’t use the code word.

Sep 19th

Sarah Palin Especially Loved the Part of the...

Sep 18th

meaghano: youngmanhattanite: 4. Diablo Cody thinks you’re the douchebag. I’m sorry if you...

Sep 18th

Aw, snap!

I was given a brand new ipod touch in rehearsal yesterday for doing this. (Go to the 2 minute mark...

Sep 18th

christinahaberkern: Last night’s Death Ray was on point as...

Sep 17th

Two things:

- Glory pointed out to me that I technically took a “money shower” in Vegas at Tao this...

Sep 17th

Hindsight, full moons, etc.

I noticed on my calendar that there’s a full moon tonight, which got me thinking - where was I...

Sep 16th

What happens in Vegas, stays in...

Quick recap of the weekend, as I was too tired last night and too busy all day: - stayed out...

Sep 16th

I had to look up 70s porn music for a sound effect and have been assigned to a new email solicit to...

Sep 16th

OJ Simpson was apparently staying in our hotel in Vegas this weekend…while we were waiting for...

Sep 15th

Nintendo Wall Graphics. Want.

Sep 15th

Epiphany realized by Caitlin on the...

As lovers of all things Jacko, Caitlin and I were, naturally, discussing the King of Pop on the...

Sep 15th

Google maps offers a “walking” option. ...

Sep 13th

“Allow life to surprise you.”
— - Craig Peralta. Some of the...

Sep 12th

The guy at the commissary just charged me $1.62 for the breakfast that normally costs me $4.50 in...

Sep 12th

While you’re sitting around thinking about what you can’t change, And worrying about...

Sep 12th

Caitlin Hutch and I, circa July 2007, Los Angeles. Going to...

Sep 12th

The ecard I gave one of the writers for her birthday today....

Sep 11th

Quick! Where can I rent a Chihuahua by...

Sep 11th

Excerpt from an email from Uncle...

(Becca called me a week earlier and left a message saying that she thought she saw me walking on...

Sep 11th

Discovering little gems, one day at a...

I’ve lived in L.A. for 15 months now, and am constantly being simultaneously surprised and...

Sep 11th

“Why do I need a crisis to figure out what matters most?”
— (via hipsterdiet) I feel the...

Sep 11th

(via glog) All in a day’s work.

Sep 10th

Faux pensive.

Sep 10th

Hilarity ensues.

Sep 10th

Mid-afternoon photo shoot.

Sep 10th

Breathe in, breathe out.

Sep 10th

Now Playing: "All About Walken: The...

Sep 9th

“In so many peoples’ lives, you are the marching band.”
—  an email from the person who...

Sep 9th

I just got back from stage and these were waiting on my desk...

Sep 9th

Almost, but not quite.

Eating leftovers of your favorite meal from Bossanova for lunch makes Monday suck less, but it still...

Sep 8th

christinahaberkern: I go to a lot of comedy shows. This...

Sep 8th

Bacon-flavored vodka? No thank you.

Sep 8th

My, how eloquent we are!

So I didn’t watch the VMAs (sue me) and apparently everyone is pretty pissed at Russell Brand,...

Sep 8th

Oh, hey God. What's that you say? Sugar...

Sep 8th

Seth: My fantasy football team did really well today.
Me: Mine did too!
Seth: Oh yeah? Who's on your team?
Me: Umm...Mike Alstott?
Seth: He can't be; he's retired.
Me: That's why they call it "fantasy" football - I can have whoever I want on my team.
Seth: Oh, right. Do you have a unicorn on your team too?

Sep 8th

Stamos Sightings

After having two embarrassing near run-ins with John Stamos on the lot in the past few weeks, Sarah...

Sep 7th

If I’ve learned anything from this past week, it’s that I have truly amazing friends. ...

Sep 7th

Jason Mraz. November 1. The Greek...

I saw Jason Mraz for the first time when he opened for Dave Matthews in December of my senior year...

Sep 7th

And in the end, the love you take is...

Sep 4th

Does anyone else feel like they were in...

Let’s give a standing oviation as she exploits her special needs child but boycott Tropic...

Sep 4th

Sweetest and nerdiest wedding gift ever.

Sep 3rd

I was just standing in the check-out line at Whole Foods when a guy came up to me and said,...

Sep 3rd

I've cut sugar and bread out for the...

It turns out despite my weekend of chicken fingers, white russians, beer, brownies, hot dogs, chips...

Sep 2nd

“Bottom line is, couples that are truly right for each other...”
— Dr. Cox (Scrubs) (via yeldog)

Sep 2nd

My brother forwarded me the following...

Does anyone have any experience trying to travel with a fruit-topped cake?  I have a domestic flight...

Sep 2nd

Teen Daughter of GOP VP Pick is Pregnant, or,...

Sep 1st