Besties On Ice

After conducting some very scientific taste-testing experiments, I’ve come to the conclusion...

Sep 1st

Labor Day weekend, grown-up style.

I spent yesterday afternoon/night at a block party. That’s right, a real live block party. The...

Aug 31st

glog: Well of course. Utterly speechless. Who is this Chad,...

Aug 31st

It dawned on me while driving on the 710...

I listen to talk radio more than I listen to music in the car. I’m turning more and more into...

Aug 30th

“I am sure Hillary did not mean to put 18 million cracks in...”
— CNN viewer Christine on The...

Aug 30th

This (not) just in: McCain picks a...

“All we have heard from John McCain for months is, ‘Barack Obama is too young. Barack...

Aug 30th

Don’t you hate it when you miss your parents’ call from Morocco? Bummer.

Aug 29th

nowwhat: Joanna and I are finding new levels of awesome...

Aug 29th

Apparently I receive Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey’s...

Aug 29th

Persian: not so different from...

Me: why dont you just head back to glendale when you leave work and ill meet you over there?
Mariam: That sounded so racist.."why dont you just head back to Glendale.. you armo"
Mariam: thats how I heard it
Me: haha
Me: head back to where you came from
Me: where "you people" live
Mariam: you're closer to us than you seem
Mariam: you're just an "ian" away from a unibrow

Aug 29th

Watch

Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey. I dare you not to laugh when you watch this video. Oh, and if you become...

Aug 29th

Brett Michaels Liz wrote me a “ticket-a-kid”...

Aug 28th

Forget Clooney - Shawn told me he saw Buster from Arrested Development in passing yesterday on the...

Aug 28th

Catching up with a friend from high school. Love it! I...

Aug 28th

Watch

Little Lad in Star Wars. I wish this were a real feature film.

Aug 28th

Youtube parents are the new stage...

Aug 27th

Dear Austin, Please relax. I know today is going to be...

Aug 27th

“Every famous case of love boils down to reckless honesty....”
—  Which Brings Me to You: A...

Aug 27th

Bollywood sued for "Hari Puttar"...seriously.

Aug 26th

Canasty perfectly translates Cinderella...

Why the hell doesn’t Prince Charming get off his snobby ass and look for Cinderella himself? Why...

Aug 26th

I wouldn't say today has been my...

You know those days you wish you could stay in bed all day, instead of getting out of bed on the...

Aug 26th

“This picture makes me want to take a victory lap in college,...”
— - Canasty, in response to my...

Aug 25th

Great weekend so far...

Fun, yet productive. Quality time with boyfriend, and good friends. Wine drinking during Hitchcock...

Aug 24th

Sounds about right...

4. i met your jewish twin. she looks like you, is persian, and likes alcohol.

Aug 24th

Email from Shlo.

Aug 24th

“She’s doing a woman’s hardest job - juggling...”
— - Grace Kelly in “Rear...

Aug 24th

“Damn girl, you’re beautiful. Have you ever thought...”
— Ice-T’s pick-up line to...

Aug 23rd

Aug 23rd

It appears there is some healthy competition going on...

Aug 23rd

Strangers with (free groceries) benefits

So after buying my weight in produce (among other delicious grocered goods) at Trader Joe’s, I...

Aug 23rd

Photographic evidence/exhibit a: me being that asshole,...

Aug 23rd

hmm

caragh: kelsielubsthebub: i love thatpeople think being on a boat suddenly gives them permission...

Aug 22nd

Best. Discovery. Ever. (of 8/21/08)

I just discovered that a certain Mariam Gevorkyan can dial/be dialed from my desk via 5 digit...

Aug 22nd

So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, boo...

Dad just sent me a text message before he and my stepmom got on the flight to London. They’re...

Aug 22nd

#5: DATES WHO LOOK AT US DURING MOVIES

christinahaberkern: myshitlist: “DON’T LOOK AT ME! DON’T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!” Here at The...

Aug 21st

Excerpt (copied and pasted) from Sarah...

“Oh, and also, my friend Megan that I introduced you to, the one who is the white version of...

Aug 21st

“You don’t get to be his age and his success level...”
— - Publicist Howard Bragman, on...

Aug 21st

Way to get out of bed and off your ass,...

Guess who finally stopped hitting snooze and actually went to the gym at 6 am this morning before...

Aug 20th

“Well, I’m old-fashioned. I don’t believe in...”
—  Woody Allen in Manhattan

Aug 20th

What's up with today, today?

What’s up with the ghosts of relationships past trying to contact you out of the blue all at...

Aug 20th

Is McCain another George W. Bush?

Aug 19th

“Only in Israel can a guy tell a girl he’s uncocking...”
—  Shlomit, talking about her...

Aug 18th

holdthewhippedcream: Good luck with rush AXO! I’m really...

Aug 18th

mundaneisme: “This house is the safest place to be during...

Aug 18th

Tropic Thunder, take two...

We’re about to go to a lovely 8:20 Sunday evening screening of Tropic Thunder at the Arclight...

Aug 18th

Me getting fresh with the Easter Bunny, 1988. The first time...

Aug 17th

...Because I'm a classy broad.

Yours truly has received an (unsolicited) invitation for membership to the Beverly Hills Country...

Aug 17th

www.marriedtothesea.com

Aug 15th

I'm loving everything about this week so...

Aug 14th

Sarah Howell: get ready, i'm gonna put you in the ugliest brides mades dress i can find
Me: you would
Sarah Howell: it'll be lavander and will probably have a toole sleeve
Sarah Howell: but, not any of my other brides maids, just you
Me: oh great
Me: thanks!
Sarah: your welcome

Aug 14th

I’m obsessed with the Picture Stories on the MSNBC...

Aug 13th

christinahaberkern: Odenkirk AND Galifinakis!?! Great CDR! So glad I finally got to see...

Aug 13th

Cucci calls this, “Helen Keller gets fresh with Dwight...

Aug 13th

Barack “Barry” Obama and Joanna “Mad...

Aug 13th

At this rate, I'll be receiving a pony...

Yesterday, on my first day of Season 6, the wonderful (but Helen Keller hater) Chris Cucci gave me...

Aug 13th

Dane Cook gets cast in another movie and he's...

Aug 13th

Watch

Tim & Eric. Petite Feet. Best. Video. Ever.

Aug 12th

(via christinahaberkern) Amazing.

Aug 12th

I am, as they say in “the biz,” tuckered out. Or maybe that’s the south.

Aug 12th

First AIM chat of Season 6

Me: pardon, but for some reason my INTRANET is not functioning
Me: there is no one on my bonjour list
Me: AM I THE ONLY PERSON IN THE OFFICE??? IS THIS THE SIXTH SENSE????
Glory: UM EMERGENCY!
Me: GHOST OFFICE! GHOST OFFICE!
Glory: omg, someone followed you home on Saturday!
Glory: followed you to the office that is!
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Glory: okay lets be calm...we need garlic and a stake
Me: oh wait
Me: jim just pointed out that i have to plug in the ethernet

Aug 11th

Two words that basically sum up the new...

Bad ass. Three words that also work: Ping Pong Table. Outside our office.

Aug 11th

Two things:

1) Last night’s viewing of 16 Candles in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, complete with picnic...

Aug 11th

“Are you from another country?”
— My 6 year old nephew upon...

Aug 11th

(www.postsecret.com) I’m 100% positive she meant this...

Aug 10th

I woke up to this this morning, and since I hardly ever read...

Aug 10th

Cemetery-hopping: So hot right now.

Glory and I made a slight detour this afternoon after our Nordstrom Rack adventure in Glendale....

Aug 10th

I can’t mention “That’s Amore” and...

Aug 9th

When the moon hits your eye like a big...

Last night, we went out with the boyfriend’s best friend since childhood and his wife for...

Aug 9th

Unemployment check just came in the mail and I feel like I’ve hit the jackpot. I can’t...

Aug 8th

“The Tila Tequila of stand up comedy, Dane Cook…”
— defamer.com. The rest of the...

Aug 8th

Movies to add to the "I hadn't seen it...

Death Becomes Her - watched it tonight for the first time since I was 7 years old, and it was maybe...

Aug 8th

Walking home from the gym just now, I passed a black Uncle Sam and a man in a pinstripe suit wearing...

Aug 8th

I'd be lying if I said I were going to...

me: i was calculating if i took a class at the gym at 6, was done at 7, and came home and showered and got dolled up, if that would be adequate
me: and by gym class i mean aqua aerobics in the pool with the old ladies
Glory: OMG! YES GO GO GO!!!!!
me: excellent
Glory: You could have said i have heaven on earth at 6
me: well, im glad we're speaking the same language here.

Aug 8th

Ho finito.

(That’s “I finished,” in Italian, for you gringos.) I’m pretty sure I just...

Aug 8th

Confession time; productivity break.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to drinking some serious wine tonight. ...

Aug 7th

Sushi and then going to see Pineapple Express at the Arclight Grove Arclight? I can’t think of...

Aug 7th

ianbroyles: This is how our office manager signed an email...

Aug 7th

“I trust your judgement, I just don’t want any baby...”
—  Seth, via text message,...

Aug 6th

hipsterdiet: I have a hate-hate relationship with la cienega. Ditto Quraishi. New trick, as...

Aug 6th

“He’s gonna grind Jimmy Fallon into haggis after NBC...”
— gawker.com, on Craig Ferguson

Aug 6th

I’m 98% sure Adrian Grenier from Entourage goes to my gym. I just held the door open for him,...

Aug 6th

davereed: “We wonder why other countries hate us… We have a game show in our country called...

Aug 6th

This is why our start dates shouldn't be...

Glory: uh by the way I'd like to share with you that the buttons on my hot pant shorts resemble a swastika.... let me show you
Glory: hold on...taking a picture of my pants
Glory: obviously you can see i am having a BIG day!
Glory: Oscar just called and asked why I put a picture of my nazi shorts on the internet.

Aug 5th

Before this summer, I couldn’t remember the last time I had a nightmare. Over the past two...

Aug 5th

Saw this band, Black Fag, open for Me First and the Gimme...

Aug 4th

T minus one week until work starts back...

and I could not be more ready. I’m glad to be hungry for it, because lord knows in a few...

Aug 4th

Lily bear, continued. Not so happy that I got her up early...

Aug 4th

Loving on my niece. She is almost 3 months old and still...

Aug 4th

Horsing around with little brother in the Grand Canyon. ...

Aug 4th

“There is so much time in this life for grief. So many men...”
— “The Evil B.B....

Aug 3rd

Waiting to board my flight back to LA (via Detroit, gross) and trying to send my brother a birthday...

Aug 2nd

Conversation with my 3 year old cousin...

I babysat for my cousins’ kids tonight while he and his wife caught the Rays game. My baby...

Aug 2nd

Back to School

glog: Well, it’s nearly official. I went to get my $15 Fantastic Sam’s “Back to Work” haircut this...

Aug 1st

(www.marriedtothesea.com) This is pretty much a crystal...

Aug 1st