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glog: Obviously- this pose shows a lot of my model...

This just in: get me the H back to L.A.

I just realized I wrote an entire entry about potty-training. Holy shit. Someone get me on the next...

Potty Training is not a Pub Crawl.

For whatever reason, I decided to wake up at the crack of dawn (6:30) and drive to St. Pete with my...

'Ellen' Assistant Quits Job To Ride...

My niece, Lilly, at one week and one day old. I know...

delbertshoopman: Jurassic Park The Ride: The Show Watch this to check out Del’s and my...

Last day of work, so far.

There is a donut (really, a beignet)-making vendor set up in the turn-around downstairs seemingly in...

michaelgainey: The last time that Joana will bring me a...

Anyone need a place to live? (Or know...

If you know of anyone who is looking for a place to live starting in July, I’ll be needing a...

If I don’t own these soon, I’ll surely die.

Belated gushing

in the hangover wake of my birthday weekend wine tasting, i forgot to mention the preciousness that...

this was the boyfriend when we went wine...

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Which came first, the chicken or the...

It seems like more and more of my guy friends are becoming instant douches as soon as they get...

Not to dangle the carrot, but...

I might have an extra ticket for Comedy Death Ray tonight… UPDATE: I definitely have a...

I generally try to reserve the F word...

Fuck this. Seriously.

This was me after filling up for $3.89 a...

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post script

today was a lower-case typing kind of day.

how i spent my last weekend of season...

laundry, gym, wine/Office finale/30 Rock reruns, errands, Target (twice!), writing, runyon, shopping...

who's that lady? who's that laaaaady?

something weird happened last night right before i left the apartment for said grad party. i glanced...

the price we pay...

I’m not entirely thrilled at the prospect of driving sitting in traffic from Hollywood to...

Joanna and the Pirate Hookers: NOT a...

me: i hate to call you out, but
me: you did tour with a rock band
Shlomit: oh damn
Shlomit: i think we were more of a folk band
me: no, that's where youre wrong
me: no folk band has a recorder
Shlomit: but rock bands do?
me: that's rock and roll, my friend
me: our rock band does
Shlomit: touche.
Shlomit: i shall revise immediatly.
me: thank you.

10 items you think make you cool, but don’t

Baby Booty (The pirate kind, creeps)

Shlomit: i tumblr stakled you! your niece is all sorts of cute!
me: did you?
me: ahhh thanks
Shlomit: and i looooove the peace sign
Shlomit: kind of makes me want to give her rum and a pirate hat
Shlomit: THEN you would really be twins

Stephen Colbert spoofs Bill O’Reilly while looking slightly Ron Burgandy-esque. I’m in...

This just in: Glory is a Vegan.

After having the authors of “Skinny Bitch” on the show yesterday and starting to read...

“Do you have the ‘hug me’ thing? I feel this...”
— Glory, asking me how facebook...

Like niece, like aunt.

My not even 1 day old niece has a TON of hair.

It's a girl!

I became an aunt for the first time when Lillian Eve Brinkley was born at 1:30 a.m. this...

Jimmy Fallon Drops By 'Conan' To Remind You...

Dear Shlo,

I think you answered your own question in your previous blog post in which you concluded that your...

Why I love my co-workers, part two.

Here’s Glory’s poem response: Jiggly Piggly Poo I’ll be wearing blue Jiggly...

Why I love my co-workers, part one.

Here is the E-vite i just received: From the people who wish they had brought you Porn Star...

So my sister is having a baby...

My stepmom and younger sister have been in town since Saturday visiting me and were due to leave...

“Ps, you do not have permission to write about this in your...”
— Sarah Howell, in conversation...

Open Mic Nights

pauliophonic: June 1st is my deadline. Somebody hold me to this! It’s like AA, but for...

“Motherfucker!…Oops, sorry. (to self) I’m a lady,...”
— Jen Laplaca, reminding herself...

Dear Paul, This is for you. Happy Friday! Love, ...

“You make it really hard to hate you.”
— Delbert Shoopman (the third;...

My friend's new blog, Animal Review, where...

Melville Godfrey has had quite the eventful day. First a...

blog, blog, blog...blog, blog blog.

this is what happens when i don’t tumbl for several days and then drink multiple cups of...

Man with a monacle-n-moustache, man with a...

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michaelgainey: paulscheer: IT’S FINALLY HERE…The TEASER Trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua...

My gift to you: Kenny Rogers lookalikes.

“Well, I am going to run, have to plot my cat trafficking...”
— Tallia, on her evening plans. ...

Speaking of friendship...

We arrived home yesterday afternoon from a wonderful weekend of wine tasting, to be greeted by a big...

I'll shamelessly barter cheese pizza for...

me: hahahaha...thanks for your faith in me
Shlomit: anytime
Shlomit: that'll be $249 per 7 minute intervals please
me: ill pay you in cheese pizza and rum pineapple liquor pitchers
Shlomit: you know the way to my heart
Shlomit: it was either that or sexual favors
Shlomit: and cheese pizza and rum pineapple liquor pitchers definitely win

get it, shorty.

I just submitted my first-ever (formal) writing submission. It’s nice to feel productive for...

Birfdays! I love birfdays!

23 isn’t really monumental but it’s been a surprisingly pleasant day. I was welcomed to...

Take notes. It may come in handy the next time you’re “bumping” in your Mini...