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Take notes. It may come in handy the next time you’re “bumping” in your Mini...
May 1st
DEL'S WEARING A BEDAZZLED BANDANA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Apr 29th
I don't like being bossed around,...
pauliophonic: So who’s in on the Channel 101 pilot rally this month? I know Dave and I are in for...
Apr 29th
CHANNEL 101 TONIGHT.
Making my first (and second ever) appearance @ Channel101 tonight since October. If you can’t...
Apr 28th
Why wouldn’t I have a baby leopard crawling on my...
Apr 25th
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This little ditty, about some of my favorite pastimes, is the creation of one of Glory’s...
Apr 25th
Jimmy Fallon to take over Conan? Might as...
Apr 24th
Becca googled “Mystery Man” and this is what...
Apr 24th
Duh duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhn...
My imaginary boyfriend George Glass “man of mystery” is cooking me dinner tonight and...
Apr 24th
Patton Oswalt..."and friends"
What’s better than going to see Patton Oswalt headline at a small comedy club? Unexpectedly...
Apr 22nd
The Patriot Act is alive and well.
I think we all learned a valuable lesson on friday to blog with caution. Oh, and did anyone else...
Apr 21st
marriedtothesea.com
Apr 20th
Beso here we come.
Going to Beso tonight with Uncle Lesbian and her Aunt and Uncle Mary and Gary (i didn’t make...
Apr 19th
“I’m wearing my helmut lang pants. And suspenders. But...”
— Uncle Bex, during our convo...
— Uncle Bex, during our convo...
Apr 19th
““He is sweet in this dorky, klutzy way. He makes my...”
— Tallia, speaking lovingly...
— Tallia, speaking lovingly...
Apr 19th
I’m so jealous right now. Deathray reservations are...
Apr 17th
Perhaps it's time to get back to my roots.
Apr 17th
Nothing says hardcore like temporary tattoos.
(yes,...
Apr 17th
Dear Shlo,
That last line about your ‘conductor...
Apr 17th
I don’t think I can wait until September.
Apr 16th
self-induced motivation.
the drought is ending, starting now. here’s to self-discipline and setting deadlines.
Apr 16th
unless you're married, you have no...
I certainly don’t want my blog to become some sort of Sex and the City-infused bullshittery,...
Apr 16th
Feeding Uncle Bex a banana: funny on so many levels.
Apr 15th
michaelgainey:
delbertshoopman: euro-trash party Is...
Apr 15th
“Did you do any stand-up? You need to. It’s your only...”
— Anonymous wisdom from this...
— Anonymous wisdom from this...
Apr 14th
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When Good Bananas Go Bad. I think I’m going to vomit from laughing so hard.
Apr 10th
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Glory and I cannot get enough of the banana.
Apr 10th
Be jealous.
Raise your hand if your boyfriend surprised you with tickets to go see Jay Mohr do stand-up at the...
Apr 8th
Dear Sarah Howell,
Sending me a text at 7 am on a Sunday that says “I’d probably miss you more if I could...
Apr 8th
We're like an old married couple, just...
Driving back from Santa Monica early this afternoon, I got the treat of talking on the phone with...
Apr 6th
Oops, you caught me.
Apr 4th
Oh, the scandalamity.
This morning, one of my H.I. producers came in and asks me in a hushed voice, “Are you dating...
Apr 4th
“I had a dream last night that there was this one master cat...”
— text message I woke up to...
— text message I woke up to...
Apr 3rd
FINALLY. People are starting to catch on to...
Apr 2nd
notfacebook: dressing up in costume on a monday night for...
Apr 2nd