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2007

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Everyone loves an Iranian girl.

A lovely surprise in t-shirt form arrived in the mail on Saturday from a certain Eric Fox…a...

Jimmy Kimmel, matchmaker extraordinaire....

I took the bf to the green room @ Jimmy Kimmel last night and I’m happy to report that Tracy...

The five stupidest things Elisabeth...

This would SO come in handy right about...

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Someone sent this pic in. Becca speculates below.

prolific convo about ponies and bunnies....

Becca: ahhahahah
Becca: its ur poney
Me: yesssss
Me: i wish id colored my pony when i was little
Me: the first pony i used to ride at pony camp was named Smurfette
Me: she was white with blue eyes
Becca: i would try and feed it crayons.
Becca: i had a bunny that was white with red eyes.
Becca: so i named him after a car. "firebird"
Me: of course you would

This just in: Chocolate News is more...

I finally fulfilled my dream of being in a rap video… Sarah Howell (of...

Becca finds a picture of Victorian Lesbians,...

“You’re quasi-jewish, right? So when you’re old...”
— Shlomit, on why I should be...

Chocolate lies are better than regular...

Shlomit: i love that we're on the same level.
Shlomit: but i hate that i have to stalk bestiesonice to be entertained by the mishaps of your life.
Shlomit: and if we're on the subject, i'm quite dissapointed that there has not yet been a homage to my glorious self.
Me: im making one as we speak
Shlomit: lies.
Shlomit: you feed me lies
Shlomit: i'd be ok with that if they were chocolate lies.
Shlomit: but they are just lies

Sweeps (May) '08: "Feel Your Way Through...

After calling on what feels like the hundredth blind trampoliner/flautist/tight rope...

You wanna go on Birthright Israel? What...

Eric Fox: you should try to go on the free 2week israel trip
Eric Fox: you're close enough to a heeb
Me: i wish
Eric Fox: just lie and tell em you go to synagogue
Eric Fox: and that you're parents were born in NY
Me: and just namedrop my other last name
Eric Fox: well, add a berg to the end
Eric Fox: Quraishiberg
Eric Fox: if they ask, it's Russian.
Me: i thought it was silverbergsteinwolfman
Eric Fox: that'll work too
Eric Fox: tell em you changed it when you moved to LA so you could get work

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays...

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This is the kind of thing that makes me hate...

Sarah replies to my post about my dad. I...

Okay, I was joking before - this is actually my dad. (You...

loweralabama: How to spot a gay terrorist. This is how i...

loweralabama: Dear Joanna, aka. besties on ice. I will be...

a little sneak peek of what hell is...

i just spent 20 minutes perusing a blog all about weiner dogs trying to track down a story for work....

he does make a good point...

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(happy) st. patrick's day, everyone.

mourning the loss of my college years and celebrating st. patrick’s day with sobriety at...

LEAVE COMMENT HERE: ___________________....

I just got off the phone w/ Howlie Pants (AKA Lazergirkin, SoHo, Sarah Howell, Member of the Clorox...

Becca found this on craigslist. This...

Carton Of Irregular Cat Hats Date: 2008-02-07, 11:01AM PST Hello. I have a big box of used cat...

my brother has a tumblr now.

George: did you see my blog?
Sent at 3: 03 PM on Friday
me: yes, i havent seen an update
me: have you seen mine?
Sent at 3: 06 PM on Friday
me: did you hear i got into a car accident yesterday?
Sent at 3: 08 PM on Friday
George: no!
George: are you ok?
George: also, how do i show tags? can i?
George: sorry, your health is more important
George: are you ok?
Sent at 3: 23 PM on Friday
George is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when George comes online.

Smooth moves, CVS.

i forgot to include that i’ve been ever so lucky to have Becca shepherding me to and from...

closer to becoming a robot.

yesterday was a very shitty day, and this morning I woke up (6 am, from severe pain in my neck) and...

loweralabama: shout out to besties on ice. our blogs have...

“The only animals I like are pomeranians.”
— Jen LaPlaca, after admitting...

loweralabama: Yes. I want this man to win. I would claim...

“joanna and rebecca part deux. at work. joanna-“i don’t...”
— (via loweralabama) Turns...

I think Uncle Bex needs to jump on the...

(I’m implicitly raising my hand)

honing the skills of housewivery...

(not really, i just like referring to being a housewife as a sort of craft or skilled trade) ...

welcome to TUMBLR, Michael Gainey.

PS - your sunglasses look like welding shields. PPS - every jewish girl in Beverly Hills called -...

Is your mom a beaver? Because damn,...

I just received a text from Mariam that says “Your episode of Beauty and the Geek is on MTV...

Dear Tumblr,

i’m back from florida and apologize for not being a lady of my word (aka still not blogging...

Uncle Bex makes me smile.

Becca: omg. speaking of which. i left my id and credit card at jumbos clownroom.
Becca: how embarrassing.
Becca: and i was drinking neer beers.
Me: OMG
Me: OMG OMG OMG
Becca: yes, you can blog that.