Besties On Ice

2009

December 89
November 80
October 91
September 111
August 185
July 132
June 106
May 119
April 112
March 127
February 114
January 114

2008

December 95
November 78
October 108
September 96
August 96
July 76
June 85
May 53
April 34
March 37
February 39
January 76

2007

December 36
November 21
October 29
September 7
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
my gift to Becca. How perfect is this for her?!
Mar 1st

Dear Tumblr,

I’m sorry for being a neglectful/somewhat absent parent. You see, the work day is keeping me...
Mar 1st
Warch Watch
“Cinnamon pumpkin powder went unsprinkled, and the only place you could hear Paul McCartney’s...
Feb 29th
“Great. This is Melissa’s horoscope: Aries March 21 -...”
— Uncle Bex
Feb 29th
My brother knows my taste all too well.
Feb 29th
Feb 29th

Chat with Austin Salmi

Austin: can you come to the PA office please
11: 05 AM
Austin: ok
Austin: I just read a great pickup line for you to use
Austin: "We both know I'm going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you come along peacefully?"
11: 10 AM
Reconnecting to Austin Salmi <Austin@iMac-Core2-image-5>…
Me: sorry i just got back into the office
Me: i like it
Me: but id never use it
Austin: its not creepy enough
You left the chat.
Feb 29th
Warch Watch
This is why I remain faithful to SNL, even in times of Jimmy Fallons.
Feb 28th
“You should go to weiner dog therapy.”
— Uncle Bex and her wisdom,...
Feb 27th
"Stuff White People Like" - especially #63,...
Feb 26th
Warch Watch
My new favorite commercials: Trunk Monkey. It’s like D-O-G-OBGYN, except M-O-N-K-E-Y-OBGYN.
Feb 23rd
marriedtothesea.com
Feb 21st
nowwhat: My new international bestseller, I thank the P.A....
Feb 21st
it was even better the second time :)
Feb 21st

Dear Delbertshoopman.com,

My computer now repeats everything — if i type/send/receive/email/im, etc. In an annoying...
Feb 21st
the next time you're feeling depressed about...
Feb 17th
marriedtothesea.com
Feb 16th

Kitlers, revisited.

Is it bad that looking at catsthatlooklikehitler.com makes me want to get a kitten?  (Only if it is...
Feb 16th
Perhaps I didn’t make myself clear, Paul…I DONT...
Feb 16th

Eff Fridays.

gotta love how the writers are playing pool on the pool table outside Ellen’s office. Can we...
Feb 16th
my Valentine’s note from Huck.
Feb 15th
In honor of Valentine's Day, I give you: the...
Feb 14th

Glory ponders life in the nunnery.

Glory: I thought about becoming a nun.
Me: Really?
Glory: No, but sometimes when I watch Sister Act.
Feb 14th
“Why so serious? It’s not like it’s his...”
— Paul (is judgy about other...
Feb 14th

Celebrities: they're just like us.*

Word on the street is that Tyra Banks shat herself at fashion week. Outstanding. *Please note: I...
Feb 13th

The Dad Saddle.

the name is creepy; the idea is brilliant.
Feb 12th
this would’ve come in handy for my craigslist ad...
Feb 12th

get it, shorty.

Feb 12th

Gran'guignol, ya'll.

Del recently started a tradition which involves giving me a ‘word of the day’ from his...
Feb 12th
Baffled by  the word of the day.
Feb 12th

grammys. whoop.

exhausted from working at the grammys today. not as cool as it sounds, but when handling Chester and...
Feb 11th

Who stole the cookie from the cookie...

Dear Delbertshoopman.com, Glory and I, were famished saturday afternoon in the lonely, empty...
Feb 10th
From 2 feet away and he has no idea…Gainey is truly...
Feb 9th
If I owned this, I'd probably start running...
Feb 9th
Bragging Rights.
Feb 8th

You want me to do WHAT??

I got to fulfill my (3 weeks old) lifelong dream of sitting in the hawaii chair today when I was...
Feb 6th
Keeping it real.
Feb 2nd

J-E-L-L...oh.

I just found out Bill Cosby is still alive. Who knew?! I’m not sure why I thought he was dead,...
Feb 1st
We look nothing alike, but I'd gladly be her...
Feb 1st