Besties On Ice

We had a good run.

We had a good year, you and I, 2008. I got 2 promotions over the course of 5 months - the first a...

Jan 1st

Aforementioned jackassy bar etiquette. 

Jan 1st

GPOYW Channeling Ron Burgundy and Drinking An Amaretto Sour...

Jan 1st

Umm…baby doctor? Creepiest license plate ever. 

Jan 1st

ericanicole: how am I supposed to leave here tomorrow? seriously? I can’t do it. I feel the exact...

Dec 31st

What kind of asshole gets drunk off of...

Oh right, I do. (insert foot into mouth emoticon here) In other news, I’m sober, freshly...

Dec 30th

I’m drunk at 10 pm on a Monday night. Stop. Surprise party for good family...

Dec 30th

christinahaberkern: Am I missing something, Facebook? What...

Dec 30th

Florida and myself: hot and drunk at...

Jay: How is Florida?
Me: Hot
Me: And drunk.
Me: (Florida is hot; I'm slightly drunk)

Dec 30th

Today can be summed up in very few...

Bread, Rock Band, and Sarah. (and quite a bit of each of those) Also, does it make you a really...

Dec 29th

“Love is getting someone a glass of water in the middle of...”
— Charles M. Schultz (via...

Dec 28th

“I thought he looked like Edward Cullen, but that was after 5...”
—  Natalie, on one of the boys...

Dec 28th

My best guy friend just:

- told me a week ago not to make plans on Friday night because he had a surprise planned. - picked...

Dec 27th

She clearly also lacks the understanding that scarves...

Dec 25th

GPOYW Hanging Out With Your 3 Year Old Cousin Who Thinks...

Dec 25th

ericanicole: Like a beacon of hope!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen. Or,...

Dec 25th

Tumblr introductions are the new...

I’ve been meaning to do this for awhile, so here goes - Will, meet Brittany. Brittany, meet...

Dec 24th

24freedinners: onefootinthegrave: baitandswitch: (via...

Dec 24th

Twilight, the movie: worse, if possible,...

Things that made twilight awesome: -Seeing it with two of my closest friends who are obsessed (it...

Dec 23rd

I was hanging out with my 3 year old...

We had a good laugh, and then I brought her back to reality. Toddlers, they’re such silly...

Dec 23rd

“I’d go outside only wearing underwear, boots, and a...”
— Taylor, my best friend’s...

Dec 22nd

ericanicole: Y/Y?  Apparently the crisco and hot pants...

Dec 21st

Is it wrong that...

the writers gave me a gift bag, said “Merry Christmas,” and when I opened it and found...

Dec 19th

Raise your hand if you just won a 3...

Go figure, the girl from Florida wins a ski trip. Don’t get me wrong - I grew up going skiing...

Dec 18th

Best. Christmas Present. EVER. Thanks, Glory, for setting...

Dec 18th

Should I be concerned that New Years is...

(via christinahaberkern) No, you shouldn’t. Just remember how overrated New Years really is...

Dec 18th

christinahaberkern: azizisbored: The 300th CDR was a lot...

Dec 17th

azizisbored: RADIOHEAD TRIES TO CHEAT IN POLL! GREENWOOD...

Dec 17th

GPOYW Don’t You Hate It When You Think You Cut Your...

Dec 17th

Favorite headline/excerpt of the day:

From TheSuperficial.com: Anthony Kiedis has a close call with kidney failure. He knew things were...

Dec 17th

“You’re not tan, you’re perfect.”
—  Kevin, when I told him that...

Dec 17th

Mourning the (would be) loss of this AMAZING moustache...

Dec 16th

When I clicked on the above link, it took me to a news story...

Dec 16th

“The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of...”
— Ghandi (via overflowing)

Dec 15th

Watch

wherescoachbombay: Adam Corolla hangs up on Ann Coulter LOLs This is yet another example of...

Dec 15th

Paul took a picture of me while my mouth was full; he says...

Dec 14th

dispencer: Last night we had an awesome Christmas party. ...

Dec 14th

Just revised a sketch for my final class...

And so it is, Selectively Southern Sally will be my finale for UCB Sketch Writing 101. I’m sad...

Dec 13th

notcaragh: (via planettampon) OH MY GOD. Too much awesome...

Dec 13th

“At least you weren’t dating a crystal meth morman and...”
—  Uncle Bex puts everything in...

Dec 13th

irrationalblog: Party Friday night. Live music. Pass this...

Dec 13th

“If all you wanted was to be hugged by a black person, just...”
— Tracy Jordan

Dec 12th

Tonight, one year ago...

we were on our first date. How do I remember this? Because I have a sharp memory and an uncanny...

Dec 12th

Today, I:

- ate a bite of coconut cake from “Tom and Katie” (Cruise/Holmes) - worked out at 5:30...

Dec 12th

christinahaberkern: My niece is AWESOME! Love this so much!...

Dec 12th

Comedy Death Ray Front-of-the-Line Pass

Dec 12th

Oh. Hell. YES.

The 4 hour Comedy Death Ray marathon on Tuesday is nothing but on, thanks to the lovely Christina...

Dec 11th

christinahaberkern: kathlellen: (via ithinkiblog) ...

Dec 11th

I like my job a whole lot.

So I just won a $400 dollar watch and a $500 dollar gift card to Sears in our holiday 12 days...

Dec 11th

“You’re like a reverse Anti-Semite.”
—  Paul, on my love of the Jews

Dec 11th

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT...

Dec 11th

Talking to my best guy friend from home puts me in the best mood, no matter what kind of day...

Dec 11th

delbertshoopman: The new Kay jewelers Christmas ad with the...

Dec 11th

christinahaberkern: How I keep my men happy (via...

Dec 11th

I haven't been to the movies in almost 2...

Nothing about this is okay.

Dec 10th

“ ‘Unusual Surgery Reattaches Cat’s Face.’...”
—  One of our EPs in the morning...

Dec 10th

GPOYW I’m So Psyched to Be Awake and At Work edition.

Dec 10th

Today is one of those left my phone in the car, need an extra shot of espresso in my latte kind of...

Dec 10th

His proposal was for us to become best friends. PROPOSAL...

Dec 10th

“She looked really good…her extentions were hid really...”
—  Liz Lanteri, on Britney...

Dec 9th

glog: bebelestrange: Rita Hayworth at the Barbizon Hotel...

Dec 9th

24freedinners: theduty: peetypassion: Time Spent ...

Dec 9th

Of course he's #3...

Dec 8th

CNN POLITICAL TICKER: "Streisand, Bush share...

Dec 8th

Watch

paulscheer: “Jizzed in My Pants” - Lonely Island…Hilarious \willw: This just aired on SNL, but...

Dec 8th

Going to get a massage, and I couldn't...

Guilty pleasure + huge knot in my shoulder for the past 2 weeks = justification.

Dec 8th

Personal Culinary Victory

I just made spaghetti and clam sauce. Well, a revamped version of a childhood favorite - whole wheat...

Dec 8th

glog: spreadyourlove: IMG_4234 (via marioanders) My...

Dec 8th

This morning, and last night...which...

I woke up early this morning to go have coffee w/ Becca in Echo Park, only to discover Sunset (and...

Dec 7th

I love how you call me first thing in the morning the day after we’ve agreed not to talk for a...

Dec 7th

Happy Saturday!

Today’s already a better day than yesterday was. Sure, there are no fried pickles (granted,...

Dec 6th

“We are like sculptors, constantly carving out of others the...”
—  Anais Nin

Dec 6th

24freedinners: incurable: allthiscanbeyours: ...

Dec 6th

The apple fried pickles of my eye. (Stomach ache to follow)

Dec 6th

Holy hell, a taste of Tallahassee in...

So I’m having a pretty bad day, and then the writers just came back from lunch at the...

Dec 6th

So far at work today, I've:

- gotten a lapdance/kiss on the cheek from a Chippendales dancer - worn panty hose over my face and...

Dec 5th

ericanicole: skeetonmischa: Sad news in Los Angeles this...

Dec 4th

It’s getting colder out (for LA) and I’m in the mood to do some Christmasy things....

Dec 4th

Watch

Lil Jon on Lazy Town, Cooking By the Book. Holy shit, this could’ve jumpstarted my rap video...

Dec 4th

GPOYW Wearing Crime Scene Tape as a Shirt edition

Dec 3rd

christinahaberkern: I would wear this every day. (via...

Dec 3rd

Canasty explains why she spent 3 hours...

Me: those pics are ridiculous
Me: what is it for???
Brittany: hes angry that someone in the Krewe is makign a costume like that
when theyre all supposed to look like 14th cent. knights (aka wearing tights)
Brittany: so he decided hes going to show a picture of himself in one of those costumes and say thats how his is going to look like now that someone else is doing it
Brittany: so basically hes trying to stir up trouble by sticking his face on a 19th century royal's body on Paint
Me: LOL
Me: LOL LOL LOL
Me: OMG IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER
Brittany: thats nothign, i had to do it to another persons face too, but it was too creepy to put online
Me: please, please, please just tell me in layman's terms what the Krewe does (as a company or group) so i can better tell this story to everyone i know
Brittany: theyre a social organization
Brittany: kind of like gasparilla
Brittany: you wear fancy costumes to events and they have a float in gasparilal and the knight parade

Dec 3rd

holdthewhippedcream: What I spent the majority of...

Dec 3rd

A Sign that Your Job Is 100%...

holdthewhippedcream: Your boss makes you spend 2 hours super-imposing his face onto bodies of...

Dec 3rd

“It’s about to get a lot sexier in the control room.”
—  Joe Sheridan, right before...

Dec 3rd

glog: Pardon. Further evidence that i need a Boston asap.

Dec 3rd

Confession time...

I started to read Twilight last night, since everyone won’t shut up about it, and since I got...

Dec 2nd

Yay tonight! So excited to see Tom Papa!!! (And Kyle...

Dec 2nd

Watch

“So just to clarify, did you, or didn’t you, have cancer?”

Dec 2nd

robhuebel: I was thrown out of a Christmas tree farm today...

Dec 2nd

This week, looking ahead:

Two (maybe three) comedy shows, Oasis/Ryan Adams concert, writing topical sketch for Saturday,...

Dec 2nd

What tailgating in the pouring rain all day saturday did to...

Dec 1st

Makeshift ponchos/double-fisting pillaged beer/running into...

Dec 1st

Lessons Learned from this Weekend...

I’ve elaborated on the personally relevant ones: holdthewhippedcream: Unless you really,...

Dec 1st

“I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to...”
— Lil Wayne Wise words, young...

Dec 1st