Besties On Ice

This week, looking ahead:

Two (maybe three) comedy shows, Oasis/Ryan Adams concert, writing topical sketch for Saturday,...

Dec 2nd

What tailgating in the pouring rain all day saturday did to...

Dec 1st

Makeshift ponchos/double-fisting pillaged beer/running into...

Dec 1st

Lessons Learned from this Weekend...

I’ve elaborated on the personally relevant ones: holdthewhippedcream: Unless you really,...

Dec 1st

“I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to...”
— Lil Wayne Wise words, young...

Dec 1st

Back in L.A. after a 4 hour car ride...

I’m back in LA, and that’s the important part. Story time tomorrow.

Dec 1st

ericanicole: I want this for my kitchen. This is what I...

Nov 30th

Tentative "To-Do" List for Tallanasty...

holdthewhippedcream: Bullwinkles Break into sorority house and eat in kitchenette after...

Nov 29th

Headed to Tallahassee with Canasty for...

But for now, a 4 hour reggaeton-fueled drive to the state capitol with Boobs Canasty.

Nov 29th

Can we talk about how creepy it was to...

Seriously, no lines - not even at the ticket counters.  The tuesday night before Thanksgiving, one...

Nov 26th

notfacebook: thedailywhat: Truer words were never...

Nov 26th

You know that whole drive you to the airport and give you a curbside kiss goodbye, the kind that...

Nov 26th

Crazy day. Taping two shows, then going...

Come on, people.* We’re in show business here. There’s no time for blogging on a two...

Nov 26th

“The only things we ever keep Are what we give away.”
— Louis Ginsberg (via...

Nov 25th

christinahaberkern: We bought a bunch of tickets for this...

Nov 25th

This is a real headline on CNN: "Mystery...

Nov 24th

On my To-Do list: figure out how to...

(Someone living in Israel, not the entire country; though that would be cool, too) Ideally, this...

Nov 24th

“I want desperately for you to prove me wrong; for you to...”
— (via walkingincircles)

Nov 24th

Happy birthday to my real life bestie!

Nov 24th

My brother sent me the link to this photo on a...

Nov 24th

Ole, ole, ole, ole...

I went to the MLS Cup Final today with my dad’s college roommate, who coincidentally also used...

Nov 24th

Guess who is going to the mls finals...

Stanley got me a free ticket since he now plays for the Columbus Crew. Be jealous* *directed...

Nov 23rd

Gratuitous Photo of Yourself Wednesday Saturday, Just Got My...

Nov 22nd

chainchewinggum: beerforbreakfast:ewe Three’s a...

Nov 22nd

I don't usually live in regret, but...

This morning, we were walking through Caesars to the production office and of course at the very...

Nov 22nd

(via jimisland) Home from Vegas after 3 days, two of which...

Nov 22nd

Vegas update: played blackjack for the...

And then lost $20 to Wheel of Fortune. Oh well. I’m headed home tonight with $500 more than I...

Nov 21st

One TBS special down, one regular show to go. In the meantime, SLOT MACHINES!

Nov 21st

Raise your hand if you won $320 last...

(I’m raising my hand.)

Nov 20th

(via nowwhat) Tomorrow. 7 am. Until Friday. The only thing...

Nov 19th

Um, what? I came across the photo yesterday while trying to...

Nov 18th

Tonight, for the second time in the past six months, I got asked out in the parking lot of my...

Nov 18th

So I learned how to play poker and...

Since we’re going to Vegas on Wednesday for work, a few of us had a mini gambling/drinking...

Nov 18th

24freedinners: pointlessinc: Poor guy I hope he...

Nov 17th

“You cannot change anything in your life with intention...”
— Caroline Myss (via skysignal)...

Nov 17th

I may or may not have kicked some...

Nov 16th

Three HarperCollins Imprints Face Off for...

Nov 15th

Watch

I’m speechless, and trying to figure out if the awesomeness I just experienced could be...

Nov 14th

BEST NEWS STORY/HEADLINE OF THE DAY:...

The meeting I was in literally halted to a stop to bask in the gloriousness of it.

Nov 14th

christinahaberkern: Get your tickets while you still can! ...

Nov 14th

“A consierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is...”
—  Michael Scott, The Office

Nov 14th

Today = miniature donkeys, The Thunder From Down Under (the Australian equivalent of Chippendales),...

Nov 14th

Joanna's Tip of the Day:

If you’re ever given an assignment to look up photos of obese (hicks/) people, a good key word...

Nov 13th

My favorite headline of the day so far,...

Beyond the headline, I’m kind of very sad that Neverland has been sold, signifying the end of...

Nov 13th

glog: alanajoy: iWant to be wherever this is right this...

Nov 13th

GPOYW “Gratuitous Photo of Your Dad When He Was Your...

Nov 13th

It kills me, too.

Nov 13th

Palin Says She'd Be Honored to Help Obama

Nov 13th

thresca: jmsc:lovebot:align:unicornology: (via fives)

Nov 13th

It's official.

I just booked airfare to go home for two weeks at Christmas and will be in Tampa from Friday, Dec...

Nov 13th

LOL. Seriously?

Nov 12th

Something I came across this morning while browsing for...

Nov 11th

onherway: jessicap: (via meaghano)

Nov 11th

The book and card I’m sending my dad for his birthday....

Nov 11th

Watch

I get paid to play fun games. And on Thursday, I actually won for once!

Nov 11th

“The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to...”
— M. Scott Peck (via onherway)...

Nov 10th

Sarah's instructions for if the dude...

“PLEASE RUB SOMETHING UP AGAINST HIM AND GIVE IT TO ME! IT CAN BE MY WEDDING PRESENT. HOLY...

Nov 10th

Conversations with Howlie Pants, part 2. She’s a...

Nov 10th

Conversations with Howlie Pants, part 1.

Nov 10th

Listen

“One of Those Days” - Joshua Radin And everyone keeps saying “Nothing helps but...

Nov 10th

It's a good day when...

your personal trainer asks if you’ve lost weight.

Nov 10th

christinahaberkern: cakeface: via...

Nov 9th

This is truly the most bizarre and wonderful comedy show...

Nov 8th

An open love letter.

Dear Vegan Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies, Could you possibly be any more delicious? I think not. ...

Nov 7th

Sorry, I already have plans for New...

I just received the absolute best email/post script engagement announcement from one of my closest...

Nov 7th

“I am tired, Beloved, of chaffing my heart against the want...”
— Amy Lowell (via...

Nov 6th

Zebra in the room.

Nov 6th

robhuebel: Levi Johnston is ecstatic over Barack’s win. ...

Nov 6th

girlwhosavedtheworld: I love it! henryeatspeople: This...

Nov 6th

Does this Mean I Have to Go Back to...

holdthewhippedcream: You have to at least feel a little bad for her. She doesn’t even get to keep...

Nov 5th

azizisbored: “We are now joined via hologram by Will.I.Am” -...

Nov 5th

(via 24freedinners) (Exhale sigh of relief here)

Nov 5th

Nov 4th

Hey Florida,

Let’s try not to fuck this one up, k? Thanks! Love, Me

Nov 4th

(via nickmcglynn Got to the polls at 6 a.m. Was the 2nd...

Nov 4th

“These other women (Hillary Clinton, Condoleeza Rice) belong....”
—  Bill Maher

Nov 4th

Someone sent this photo in of their cat dressed like a hot...

Nov 3rd

“Did you just walk out of the ocean one day? Because you are...”
—  Tom set the bar pretty high...

Nov 3rd

As you can see, she was stoked about her costume. My god,...

Nov 3rd

My niece was Frodo for her first Halloween.

Nov 3rd

(via fuckyeahsharks) I just started following a tumblr...

Nov 2nd

How is it November already?

Last night I went to a play called “Earth Sucks” with Cosgrave and his posse before...

Nov 1st

Casual Friday Hitler and Bristol Palin do Halloween 2008.

Nov 1st