Besties On Ice

Ironing the phrase "Drilled, Baby,...

Nov 1st

pauliophonic: Myself, Tom, as Brobot and Pledgebot last...

Nov 1st

christinahaberkern: Where I will be when I hear the...

Oct 31st

(via nowwhat) Just wait til we send out our Christmas...

Oct 31st

I’d like to think that being this happy because of a tomato, mozzarella, and basil panini...

Oct 31st

The writers went as the Texas polygamists. This photo was...

Oct 31st

In costume/on set for the Halloween Show yesterday.

Oct 31st

Today's GPOYW is the "Too Tired to...

I thought clever ole me would skip pilates tonight to come home and get some writing done, but after...

Oct 30th

“The last episode of “Chuck” had a terrorist...”
—  Seth

Oct 29th

walkingincircles: carolynrez: chris-o: ...

Oct 29th

What does a girl have to do to get a...

So I’m walking onto the lot a few minutes ago when two fire trucks go flying (okay, not flying...

Oct 29th

Chris Cucci Hates Helen Keller: Exhibit A.

Oct 28th

“Obama’s gonna beat McCain, oh yeah because Obama’s from...”
— Chris Rock, when asked about...

Oct 28th

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Girl playing Helen Keller in school play “stays in character” when she falls offstage....

Oct 28th

(via walkingincircles)

Oct 28th

Tina Fey: "Please watch my 'fun comedy...

Oct 28th

“I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come...”
— Paris Hilton’s...

Oct 28th

My assignment right now is to find photos of Cher. I’d...

Oct 27th

“Mind of Mencia? Wouldn’t you rather have the original...”
— Shawn O’Brien, on my...

Oct 27th

"Palin's 'Going Rogue'" or, "It's not a good...

Oct 27th

“Heads up - you have a doppelganger in Las Vegas! She’s...”
— Random text from Becca (aka...

Oct 27th

I can see Russia from the bar...

Went out last night for the first time in a while to Bar Lubitsch with Elliot (Persian, not...

Oct 26th

“Pardon my heart If I showed that I cared But I love you more than moments We have or have not...

Oct 25th

In honor of the 25th anniversary of...

Oct 25th

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The first minute of “Nailin’ Palin” (the porno). The Superficial warns,...

Oct 24th

Can we talk about how deliciously...

Discuss. No, seriously - do it. I’ve created a forum for you to leave your comments about how...

Oct 24th

dreamed

fiftywords: He dreamed foolishly of something he could never have. They were together again, talking...

Oct 23rd

“I look at these people and can’t quite believe that...”
— David Sedaris, on undecided...

Oct 23rd

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My job is super fun because every day is something different and random. On yesterday’s show,...

Oct 23rd

A Buddhist monk, a guy wearing camo Army...

I don’t have a joke for this; I just witnessed it on my walk to Starbucks on the lot.

Oct 23rd

walkingincircles: I hate days like these

Oct 23rd

GPOYW: World Series Edition. Howlie Pants, Me, T. Pai,...

Oct 23rd

christinahaberkern: Maria Bamford (The Comedians of...

Oct 23rd

This is totally hypothetical, but...

Let’s say you’re standing around and Jason Mraz introduces himself to you, and asks you...

Oct 22nd

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azizisbored: The Daily Show last night was incredible. Check out this profile of the current...

Oct 21st

Best. Wheel of Fortune. Ever.

Oct 21st

Headline: 'Florida Hopes to Avoid Recount...

Oct 21st

Such is my luck...

Of course Robin Thicke smiles and says hi to me when I have a mouth full of celery. Of course....

Oct 21st

Historical evidence of the origin of the “Sexy...

Oct 20th

Back to the grind, and it feels so...

Wrote a 5 page first draft for sketch class in an hour while drinking a chai latte at Sabor y...

Oct 20th

An ideal Sunday in L.A. goes much like today has gone - brunch (at the Griddle) with friends (and...

Oct 20th

Andry and I @ Beauty Bar, September 2008. Just, you know,...

Oct 19th

“If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there...”
—  Michael Scott, The Office

Oct 19th

Today so far: pilates, Purple Circle for bangs trim, 1st UCB sketch comedy writing class. I’m...

Oct 19th

Off I go to buy funny informercial...

I love this job.

Oct 17th

I laughed so hard that I cried last...

God damn, America! You lookin’ fine, America. You get yo nails done?

Oct 17th

(via walkingincircles)

Oct 17th

Open Mic idea:

I don’t want to give it entirely away, but it has something to do with me time-traveling and...

Oct 17th

Making moves.

Changing in the parking garage after work to go to a cocktail party(/networking shindig) for the...

Oct 17th

So sad I have to miss Patton and Garofalo at Comedy Death Ray next tuesday…but at least...

Oct 17th

pauliophonic: (via jennifur85) There is nothing precious...

Oct 17th

(via notcaragh) There is entirely too much preciousness in...

Oct 17th

Now you've done it.

On somewhat of a whim, I just registered for UCB’s 8 week sketch comedy writing course. I was...

Oct 16th

“If you can’t fly, run. If you can’t run, walk. If you can’t...”
— Martin Luther King (via...

Oct 16th

…and then proceeded to take over the city, Godzilla...

Oct 15th

GPOYW: Jim and I decided to go to Paris on our lunch...

Oct 15th

getting to see brent weinbach perform all new material tonight was entirely worth going to bed at...

Oct 15th

Can we take a minute to talk about a) how precious my...

Oct 15th

Post script.

I’ve regrouped myself after that keyboard outburst of excitement. But seriously. I...

Oct 15th

christinahaberkern: Staying after Death Ray for See You Next...

Oct 15th

11:57 am and I still haven't even...

Today = insane.

Oct 14th

Should I be more specific?

Oct 14th

Four people have asked me today if I got my hair cut. I should do absolutely nothing to it more...

Oct 14th

Going to see Religulous with Moses (ha!). Nothing like the Arclight to cure the Sunday night blues.

Oct 13th

Something good has to come out of all of...

Oct 13th

So excited to go to this tonight. My old roommate was...

Oct 12th

Puppy love.

I’m dog-sitting Kensington again this weekend and I took her to Runyon Canyon with me today...

Oct 12th

NaNoWriMo

Oct 12th

Haha, good one! We all know McCain can’t lift his arm...

Oct 11th

The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of...

Oct 11th

“What’s up? I need some money.”
—  Tracy Morgan, on what...

Oct 10th

Random thought about baby sharks

I think it’s freakin adorable that baby sharks are called “pups.” Sure,...

Oct 10th

Dear Man in Chevy Impala...

holdthewhippedcream: how did you KNOW that what you happened to be playing on your ridiculously loud...

Oct 10th

Usually, today I’d be slipping a good luck note into your pocket or leaving it on your...

Oct 10th

Your heart won't heal right if you keep...

Oct 10th

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christinahaberkern: One of my favorite skits: Matt Besser as The Upstager at the UCB. Check out...

Oct 10th

“‘I’m scared,’ I say again, but this time...”
—  Pam Houston, Waltzing the Cat

Oct 9th

allgrownsup: I actually just LOL’d at the last one. ...

Oct 9th

The bangs that caused the burn. Someone is in dire need of a...

Oct 9th

So I got into a bar fight burned my eyelid with my...

Oct 9th

Well, I guess the decision to go home and organize my beanie...

Oct 8th

christinahaberkern: And it’s safe to say; after last night’s...

Oct 8th

“Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one...”
— Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with...

Oct 8th

If Lisa Kudrow had a reality show called...

Oct 8th

And another little gem from the UTA...

9/19/2008 Personal Assistant - B-List Director B-list director with poorly-received first feature...

Oct 8th

I just don't understand why Hollywood...

So apparently the top secret UTA joblist is now a very public blog. The good news is that you...

Oct 8th

Why I love my job, reason #423

My big mission this morning was to find photos of celebrities using canes (injured, not disabled)....

Oct 7th

After the event last night, I was introduced to a woman who is on the Academy’s Board of...

Oct 7th

From Stand Up to Sitcom, or, "Can I...

I just got home from a Q & A panel at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences called...

Oct 7th

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This SNL sketch marks the beginning of an era in which I find Kristin Wiig surprisingly funny and...

Oct 7th

Guess who's flying home for Thanksgiving...

(well, not entirely free - there is a $10 9/11 fee…) I am still in disbelief. My parents...

Oct 7th

My dad's been nominated for NCAA Men's Soccer...

Oct 7th

“He let me touch his Olympic gold medal…and that is not...”
— Catherine Roscart, telling me...

Oct 6th

pauliophonic: Saw Choke tonight. It was pretty good, but I...

Oct 6th

Shouldn’t a broken heart roll to some sort of complete stop or something? Isn’t there...

Oct 5th

Besties On Ice, October 2007; post-shotgunning, pre-pumpkin...

Oct 4th

He says, “Tell me when and where to be, and I’ll be there with bells on.” I say,...

Oct 4th

Gnocchi in pesto: pretty much the most delicious lunch ever.

Oct 3rd

“This is love, isn’t it? When you notice someone’s absence...”
— Jonathan Safran Foer,...

Oct 3rd

Backpedaling for a moment.

Look, I have nothing against Sarah Palin personally. She’s cute, she’s a self-proclaimed...

Oct 2nd

Fred Thompson Defends Palin: She Hasn't Seen...

Oct 2nd

I just subconsciously typed "Drunk tank"...

…Is it the weekend yet?

Oct 2nd

allgrownsup: 4 different printable Palin Bingo cards to...

Oct 2nd

Comedy Death Ray recap.

christinahaberkern: My now Tuesday night CDR date is a smart girl with a good recap And my now...

Oct 2nd

the apple of my eye; gratuitous self-portrait wednesday.

Oct 2nd

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I think it’s safe to say that mascot bloopers are pretty much the funniest thing ever. Well,...

Oct 1st

“She may be able to pet the leopard, depending on how...”
— - One of our producers this...

Oct 1st

(via glog) The world is my oyster.

Oct 1st

Comedy Death Ray recap.

Two words to sum up the awesomeness of the evening: 1,000 Cats. If you’re in L.A. and have...

Oct 1st