Besties On Ice

Shawn O’Brien left me a present on my desk to come back to from the control room. It was...

Feb 1st

Raptor Jesus. As if I weren't already going...

Jan 30th

once again, Becca has caused my quality of life to...

Jan 30th

so I got a promotion...

the E.P.s called me into their office Friday afternoon, and after Andy said, “You don’t...

Jan 30th

“I don’t think I could handle a freshman version of...”
— Canasty’s response to me...

Jan 27th

maybe it's the rain, but...

tonight feels like a ‘kick some ass in Scrabble’ kind of night.

Jan 27th

The first drawing I ever made Mariam, depicting our...

Jan 27th

"All the best ones are made of plastic."

Austin just said, “This one goes out to Joanna,” and started playing Barbie Girl on...

Jan 25th

This is the bout that took place today at work. The Door...

Jan 25th

The post-it on the mirror says, “Remove to see a...

Jan 25th

IT’S A JOBOT!

Jan 25th

note to self: date steve jobs.

if you’re going to hook up with a president, michael gainey and i decided that it’s a...

Jan 24th

drew carey should probably stick to the...

because jokes about shaving your balls are only so funny…by which i mean unfunny.  went to...

Jan 24th

Heath Ledger = Tom Cruise? We never learned...

Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

hanging out backstage. party hats and elephants…all in...

Jan 23rd

If Del and I ever start a production company, ths will...

Jan 23rd

“Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a bull whip and a...”
— Austin’s take on why the...

Jan 22nd

Putting the "hot" in "hot pants"

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Jan 21st

Monica Lewinsky To-(not)Do List

They were talking about Monica Lewinsky on The View this morning, and Barbara Walters was talking...

Jan 21st

my new obsession.

last night, we went to Bossanova, kickass Brazilian restaurant in the neighborhood, for dinner and...

Jan 20th

(especially about Boot Week)

Jan 20th

Goodbye, Boot Week.

I did wear Uggs^ today even though Boot Week technically ended with yesterday’s tapings/end of...

Jan 18th

Iain’s creepiness part 2: I’m not even going to...

Jan 18th

(The note says "Are you my robomommy?")

Jan 18th

So glad Iain now leaves creepy presents on my desk. Nothing...

Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

Boot Week, Day 4. Still going...

Today was a boot repeat. Sue me. Bossy, nonetheless, unless anyone begs to differ… (in which...

Jan 17th

riding boots, part deux.

Jan 17th

“Those are the two things that have been the saddest events...”
— Delbertshoopman.com

Jan 17th

“Why are you so valedictorian today? Wait. I mean victorian....”
— Jeff Cosgrave, in reference to...

Jan 17th

“when you and jd dressed up as chochkies waiters for twins...”
— Sarah Howell, when I told her...

Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

Kenny Rogers. Lady. Need I say more?

Jan 16th

Boot Week, Day 3. Keep on keepin' on.

Boot week is starting to dwindle, and tomorrow may have to be a repeat. Today = comfy boots because...

Jan 16th

boots in motion.

Jan 16th

i’m about to send the executive producers an evite cordially inviting them to get the f out of...

Jan 15th

haters gon’ hate.

Jan 15th

Day 2 of Boot Week: Slightly more...

Busted out the cowboy boots for the second day of boot week. This is getting serious.

Jan 15th

Cowboy boots from afar.

Jan 15th

boots, continued. (up close) 

Jan 15th

BOOT WEEK!!!!! (like game week, only...

This week is Game Week on the show, and so I figured that if Ellen can have her own...

Jan 14th

my boots bring all the boys to the yard (PA office).

Jan 14th

Mariam's Fun Fact of the Day...

apparently compulsive gambling is a side affect of Restless Leg Syndrome…who knew??

Jan 14th

Why am I not in this rap video???

Jan 13th

sunday morning chat about Snoop Dogg's...

shebangshebopbop: when we get married...can this be the song we dance to?
joannaq7: i thought we were going to dance to winter wonderland when we get married
shebangshebopbop: maybe we can mix them together
joannaq7: yes
joannaq7: a mash-up, if you will
shebangshebopbop: we can call it "walking in a sensual wonderland"
shebangshebopbop: i'm drunk

Jan 13th

“The black ref making the calls in the jaguars/patriots game...”
— Text message from Sarah Howell

Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

so i'm pretty sure jay leno is stalking...

…which would be totally excellent. the other day i mentioned him conveniently “calling...

Jan 12th

the florida twins chronicles: the beginning of the end.

Jan 11th

guitarchic3133: austin is singling mary tyler moore
guitarchic3133: LOVE IT
joannaq7: wtf

Jan 11th

self-explanatory. (becca feeds me...

pinkberry brought delicious treats to the show today, and so becca and i decided to have a...

Jan 11th

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Jan 11th

“You’re not supposed to laugh at The View.”
— Andy Zenor this morning. ...

Jan 10th

I need to invest in a tuxedo t-shirt ASAP.

Jan 9th

toothpastefordinner.com

Jan 9th

Check out that 'stache!!!!

Jan 8th

“He looks like he should be on, like, the dollar bill. He...”
— Elizabeth Hasselbach on the...

Jan 8th

Christmas, two weeks late.

I found the chocolate foot pictured below in the kitchen yesterday. Why was it in there? We will...

Jan 8th

Jan 8th

oh, yeah.

so i was covering reception yesterday and Jay Leno called for Ellen. We totally shot the shit, by...

Jan 8th

Sarahmakesmemissher.

Jan 7th

Oopsies.

Ellen: (entering office, greeting the producers outside the PA office) HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!
Becca (without looking up): Isn't it a little late for that?
Me: That was Ellen.
Becca: Oh, shit. Oops.

Jan 7th

“ps your font is the font that old people have for their...”
— becca’s afterthought...

Jan 5th

“I think I’m going to take her bowling and then dump...”
— Anonymous

Jan 5th

delbertshoopman.com

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Jan 4th

Gross me out.

Me: Ewww! A weiner dog and a baby!
Mike Gainey: Ha, those are two of your least favorite things.

Jan 4th

Happy Friday!

It’s our first day back from a 2 week hiatus and this is what happens when Del gives me a gift...

Jan 4th

Hot Rod tighty whities, compliments of Delbert Shoopman dot...

Jan 4th

Jan 4th

SMOKE SIGNALS

DAVE SEGER, I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE A PHOTOCOPY OF ALAN MOORE’S WRITING FOR COMICS. There....

Jan 4th

the final hours of 2007, in vignettes.

- I set a bottle of champagne on top of my fridge and proceeded to try to climb on the fridge to...

Jan 1st