Besties On Ice

making other boys look bad...

I woke up to an email this morning from a certain boy that said: Subject: it’s like… ...

Dec 31st

jet lag's a bitch.

I got home from LAX last night at 1 AM (4 AM east coast/body clock time) and got to bed around 2...

Dec 31st

my dream date.

marriedtothesea.com

Dec 26th

shout-out, bloggy style.

Dec 22nd

Wednesday, Bossy 2.0 version.

Two words for you: Jim Beam belt buckle.

Dec 19th

Jim Beam belt buckle and custom-made belt, compliments of...

Dec 19th

“When in doubt, always go with the delicious.”
— Lazergirkin, on my...

Dec 17th

Cannibalism at its finest. (I drew Becca on an orange,...

Dec 17th

Trinity of bossiness.

Dec 17th

Joanna lookalike sighting: Orlando, FL.

Eric Fox: i think i saw your stunt double last night
Me: no way!
Me: who??
Eric Fox: i don't know who it was, i was at a bar
Me: thats awesome
Eric Fox: and saw some chick identical
Me: was she slapping boys??
Me: was she cute?
Me: (trick question)
Eric Fox: well duh
Me: wait, duh about slapping or being cute??
Eric Fox: cute
Me: oh man
Eric Fox: didn't get a chance to see if she was slapping
Me: i was hoping you were gonna say she was slapping boys
Me: then she'd really be my stunt double

Dec 17th

raise your hand if you're giddy.

(i’m implicitly raising my hand)

Dec 16th

sent to me this morning by a certain Victorian lady...

Dec 16th

only in Hollywood...

would a photo shoot be taking place on top of Runyon Canyon on a Saturday morning. Why was I even...

Dec 15th

omg, bff.

Bonjour IM with Jeff Cosgrave
4: 55 PM
Jeff: hey tell marium to stop talking to me
Jeff: i mean mariam
Me: ok
Me: done
Me: she said she cant, its an addiction
Jeff: fine ill just talk to you
Me: barf
Jeff: whats going on
Me: nm, u?
Me: lolz
Jeff: dont use short talk
Me: brb
Jeff: fuck off
Me: jk
Jeff : type it out
Jeff: you whore
Me: wtf
Me: stfu
Me: i really am lol'ing now

Dec 14th

Uncle Bex’s makeshift (kickass) moustache.

Dec 14th

“Joanna likes any guy with a moustache.”
— Mike, in response to my...

Dec 14th

this pretty much sums up last night.

Dec 14th

oh, friday.

we’ve resorted to listening to austin prank call our salon on speaker phone,  calling to ask...

Dec 14th

reblogged from Austin's blog, the...

I am going to go ice skating after the holidays. With or without people…I would enjoy having...

Dec 13th

Jeff’s portrait of me.

Dec 13th

T minus one week...

Until I’m back to Florida for 10 days!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!

Dec 13th

Maybe I should've posted this on...

marriedtothesea.com

Dec 13th

“Ellen is the Madonna of Burbank.”
— Juana, studio 11 cleaning...

Dec 12th

“That’s what this business is all about- breaking...”
— Mike, after having to call...

Dec 11th

“I’m already spilling champagne on myself.”
— Andrea, at 9 pm last...

Dec 9th

ummm.

i’m completely, utterly infatuated/enthralled with Diablo Cody(’s persona) and have been...

Dec 8th

“After happy hour i think i might do the chicken dance on a...”
— Canasty

Dec 7th

Lost without Mariam.

Dec 5th

pocket watch, bitches.

Dec 5th

the good, the bad, and the red-headed.

so far, we’ve gotten 3 responses to my craigslist ad. the first attached a resume and a photo...

Dec 4th

re: Travel Companion.

What started as a brilliant (joke) idea this morning has been realized in the form of a craigslist...

Dec 4th

So i posted a craigslist ad...

Dec 4th

Anonymous.

She who shall remain nameless: There's a movie coming out called "Little Golden Pocket Watch" or something like that...I thought of you.
Me: Oh, do you mean "The Golden Compass?"
She who shall remain nameless: Oh, yeah. That's it.

Dec 3rd

“Don’t you miss simple times, like when we found...”
— Uncle Bex

Dec 3rd

flying solo.

i went to the movies by myself tonight for the first time ever. it was vaguely empowering but even...

Dec 3rd

several things

1) it’s december. where did the year go? it’s been an amazing one albeit a fast one. 2)...

Dec 1st