several things
1) it’s december. where did the year go? it’s been an amazing one albeit a fast one. 2)...
Dec 1st
story of my life.
marriedtothesea.com
Nov 30th
If I don't own this purse, I will surely die....
Nov 30th
sleepwalking to IHOP.
Mariam: You smell like maple syrup...Me: Hmmm. Maybe I sleepwalked last night.
Mariam: Did you sleepwalk to IHOP?
Me: Yeah, probably.
Nov 30th
...
My favorite days in LA are rainy ones, which is slightly ironic. If I have to explain it to you,...
Nov 30th
weekend update.
knocking the to-do list out one itemized to-do at a time…sadly, have not checked out either...
Nov 18th
WEEKEND TO DO LIST
1. GYM. 2. LAUNDRY. 3. WORK ON (FINISH??) WEEDS SPEC. 4. CHECK OUT MASHTI MALONE’S ON LA...
Nov 17th
Watch
Self-explanatory. Trying to be innovative and find an easier way to eat...
Nov 16th
These are a few of my favorite things...
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Nov 16th
Dreaming of being (at Cracker Barrel) in Florida in a...
Nov 14th
I sent my dad this ecard for his birthday yesterday....
Nov 14th
Drink the water...risk damnation?
I’m really thirsty, but what if I drink the bottle of Jesus water and it’s a...
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
10:20 AM. I could use a little visit...
marriedtothesea.com
Nov 14th
losing my stand-up virginity.
tonight’s the night. open mic @ Comedy Store. 3 minutes. here goes nothing.
Nov 11th
I own expensive shit. Like NBA teams.
So the other day I said to Del (Bestie), “If you really are my bestie, buy me the Miami...
Nov 8th
Pretty self-explanatory if you read the certificate.
Nov 8th
Del found the remedy to my influenza. Sadly, it hasn’t...
Nov 8th
I'm doing this for Joanna
I want Joanna to update her blog every day so I can have something to do. So I told her. er,...
Nov 6th
“I can’t remember my password and my security question...”
— Howell-y Pants
— Howell-y Pants
Nov 6th
Who knew?
SheBangSheBopBop: can you update your blog more often?SheBangSheBopBop: it gives me a reason to live
11: 30 AM
SheBangSheBopBop has gone offline.
SheBangSheBopBop is now online.
me: lol are you being sarcastic?
SheBangSheBopBop: no
me: oh, weird.
me: ok
SheBangSheBopBop: i read your blog, post secret, but thats only on sundays and jennsylvania and shes just decided to start posting every day and i think you should do
me: ok then
SheBangSheBopBop: i'm used to reading perez, so, as your most loyal reader (i have no proof of that) i would suggest you update many times a day, but, i'll let you start slow
me: alright
Nov 6th
RIP Goulet. (Thank you, Austin, for such a tasteful,...
Nov 6th
Lady Lessons: Let's face it -- We could all...
Nov 5th
feeling slightly violated, slightly...
so Mariam has been joking around for ages (or several months) about making a Myspace profile for me...
Nov 4th
hanging out with some friends.
(notice that Mariam and...
Nov 1st