Besties On Ice

Pretty much a blog about my bestie and me ice skating, or just using ice skating metaphors, or really nothing of the sort.

The kind of day I’ve had can only be described by two words: bitch, please.

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holdthewhippedcream:

So… is “We were busy playing with orphans, but because we’re such huge football fans, we told the orphans we had to leave” a viable excuse for showing up late to the Superbowl?

I mean, I think it worked.

Lying about volunteer work is my new favorite party trick.

(Keep your pants on people, I applied to be a Big Sister for Big Brothers/Big Sisters a few months ago)

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Happy Super Bowl weekend!

Happy Super Bowl weekend!

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Why do costumes make everything so much better?

(This one’s for you, Jay. I’m sure your children will someday have a video much like this)

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kellyoxford:


There’s photoshop and then there’s this …
A Florida judge awarded custody of a 1-year-old boy to the foster family he’d been living with, saying the boy was “happy and thriving.”
The adoptive parents, however, happen to be gay.
And that didn’t sit well with the Florida Family Policy Council of Orlando, who sent out an alert to its members about the judge’s “arrogant judicial activism.”
On the left is the picture that the Policy Council used to illustrate the gay couple that was awarded custody. On the right is the actual couple.
(from The Orlando Sentinel)


This is the craziest shit ever.

kellyoxford:

There’s photoshop and then there’s this …

A Florida judge awarded custody of a 1-year-old boy to the foster family he’d been living with, saying the boy was “happy and thriving.”

The adoptive parents, however, happen to be gay.

And that didn’t sit well with the Florida Family Policy Council of Orlando, who sent out an alert to its members about the judge’s “arrogant judicial activism.”

On the left is the picture that the Policy Council used to illustrate the gay couple that was awarded custody. On the right is the actual couple.

(from The Orlando Sentinel)

This is the craziest shit ever.

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The Situation just hugged me and Pauly D shook my hand.

My life will never be the same.

Also, I think I’m pregnant now.

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molls:

winstonwolfe:

A sign posted at the NBC commissary.

Who is surprised? Are you surprised? Really?

mmmmmm collard greens. makes me wish we were still on the NBC lot.

molls:

winstonwolfe:

A sign posted at the NBC commissary.

Who is surprised? Are you surprised? Really?

mmmmmm collard greens. makes me wish we were still on the NBC lot.

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holdthewhippedcream:

GPOYFIMWA (Gratuitous Picture of Yourself— Fuck, I Missed Wednesday Again)
“Being Single with This Lady Is Better than Being in a Half-Relationship with Anybody” Edition
Hold on to your pants, L.A.

You’ve been warned.

holdthewhippedcream:

GPOYFIMWA (Gratuitous Picture of Yourself— Fuck, I Missed Wednesday Again)

“Being Single with This Lady Is Better than Being in a Half-Relationship with Anybody” Edition

Hold on to your pants, L.A.

You’ve been warned.

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